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A number of major drug cartels would be at least on the Fortune 1000 if they were publicly traded corporations. They have management structures, accountants, IT

• dgellow 6y ago
  I'm wondering if they also have Scrum Masters and other consultants.
  • djmips 6y ago
    Get those crime tasks into Jira!
    • throwawaytemp27 6y ago
      I seem to recall a SalesForce scandal where a people trafficking operation was using SalesForce to manage their operation, and SalesForce may or may not have been aware / helped them configure etc Edit: link: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-27/fifty-women-say-salesforce-helped-sex-traffickers-exploit-them https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-27/fifty-wom...
    • doctor_eval 6y ago
      Jira itself is a crime
    • nonameiguess 6y ago
      Reminds me of my favorite scene from The Wire when the New Day Co-op is having a meeting and Stringer Bell grabs his secretary's notebook and screams at him "you're taking notes at a criminal conspiracy?!"
  • KineticLensman 6y ago
    > I'm wondering if they also have Scrum Masters If you want a really wacky use of scrum, try The Rhesus Chart [0] by Charles Stross, in which (mild spoiler) ... a bunch of newly transformed vampires use scrum to quickly figure out how to acquire lots of fresh human blood without alerting the authorities by a trail of suspicious murders. [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laundry_Files#The_Rhesus_Chart https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laundry_Files#The_Rhesus_C...
• arrosenberg 6y ago
  One of the best episodes of Archer touches on this topic - El Contador. https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/El_Contador https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/El_Contador
• exhilaration 6y ago
  And navies!