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I mean, Tim Cook wants his cake and the Shopify CEO wants his cake too, so the hippocracy is expected.

by dheera 6y ago

theodric 6y ago
Everything started to fall apart when the horses seized power
- nradov 6y ago
  Roman emperor Caligula supposedly appointed his horse as a consul.
- throwanem 6y ago
  The legislature and judiciary soon fell to stasis and stagnation. Nothing could be achieved in the face of so many "neigh" votes.
roel_v 6y ago
I saw a movie about that once - think it was called "planet of the mares".
spoonjim 6y ago
At this point I'd be willing to try a hippocracy.
- itronitron 6y ago
  you and Sandra Boynton both
- KingOfCoders 6y ago
  The rule of hippos? [Edit] Thanks for clueing me up.
  - dempseye 6y ago
    Rule of horses. "Hippos" means horse. "Potamus" means river. "Hippopotamus" means "river horse."
    - pickledcods 6y ago
      And Hippopotamus are closest related to pigs.
    - notahacker 6y ago
      I'd prefer the rule of Hippocrates :D Not doing any harm seems like a good maxim for CEOs...
      - StavrosK 6y ago
        "Hippocrates" means "horse holder". Unfortunately, they turned out to be a bad investment.
        scollet 6y ago
        How do you drop-ship horses?
        Nasrudith 6y ago
        Just like you drop-ship everything else - buy it and set the destination to the customer's address.
        scollet 6y ago
        BRB, securing funding
  - bryanrasmussen 6y ago
    so it looks like a voyage to the land of the houyhnhnms is in order http://4umi.com/swift/gulliver/houyhnhnm/ http://4umi.com/swift/gulliver/houyhnhnm/
croes 6y ago
The cake is a lie.
- croes 6y ago
  Ok, got it. Not enough Portal fans here.