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Happened to me a couple of years ago: Kid: Dad, what's Fortnite? Me: Fourteen days Kid: What? That makes no sense Me: It's an old word that means two weeks
by lordnacho 6y ago
Happened to me a couple of years ago:
Kid: Dad, what's Fortnite?
Me: Fourteen days
Kid: What? That makes no sense
Me: It's an old word that means two weeks
Kid: Okay I want to play it
Me: What? That makes no sense
Kid: I want to play it, what does it mean?
Me: It means two weeks. What do you mean you want to play it?
Kid: I want to play it. What does it mean?
etc, etc. Weird drive home until I went online.
- lolc 6y ago"Here's the game: whenever you wake up in the morning, you ask me whether the fortnight is over. And you count how many times I say no. Ok?"