You're dismissing perfectly reasonable and macronutritionally balanced food as "loaves of sugar and nitrites" (I guess you don't like meat either?). See above,

You're dismissing perfectly reasonable and macronutritionally balanced food as "loaves of sugar and nitrites" (I guess you don't like meat either?). See above, the 3-5g sugar content is meaningless. You should consider that you might be a food snob.