4 ms·

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, The leopard shall lie down with the young goat, The calf and the young lion and the fatling together; And a little chil

by gred 6y ago

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, The leopard shall lie down with the young goat, The calf and the young lion and the fatling together; And a little child shall lead them. All popular databases shall routinely undergo Jepsen reviews; And none shall prohibit publication of test or benchmark results. Isaiah 11:6-7 (New Database Translation)

PeterCorless 6y ago
We worked closely with Kyle (@Aphyr) as he prepared this report. He was nothing but gracious with his time, brutal but fair with his feedback, and unrelenting in his commitment to discerning precisely where and how we strayed from the one true path of rectitudinous database behavior. Hat's off to him.
__s 6y ago
http://www.solidrockbaptist.net/satans-niv-bible.html http://www.solidrockbaptist.net/satans-niv-bible.html > Just a few examples should be enough to show you the problem. In the New International Version (NIV) it says in 2 Samuel 21:19 that someone other than David killed the giant Goliath. Anyone knows this is not true, except the 'scholars' who translated it. According to Hebrews 3:16 in the NIV all the children of Israel rebelled in the wilderness and none made it into the promised land; however, we know that Joshua and Caleb did not rebel, and God promised them each a place in the promised land (just read Numbers 13 & 14). Another mistake is found in Mark 1:2, 3 where according to the NIV the writer of Malachi was Isaiah! Just check out Isaiah 40:3 and Malachi 3:1 - the KJV has it right and the NIV has it wrong. For comparison of the verse this comment parodies, https://biblehub.com/isaiah/11-6.htm https://biblehub.com/isaiah/11-6.htm
- PeterCorless 6y ago
  So are you saying the Bible suffers from a stale read problem? Or are you asserting it be eventually consistent?
  - Rapzid 6y ago
    The bible is most certainly AP.
nn3 6y ago
Hell will freeze over before Jepsen runs on Oracle
- winrid 6y ago
  I would be surprised if it did poorly, however.

by gred 6y ago

PeterCorless 6y ago

We worked closely with Kyle (@Aphyr) as he prepared this report. He was nothing but gracious with his time, brutal but fair with his feedback, and unrelenting in his commitment to discerning precisely where and how we strayed from the one true path of rectitudinous database behavior. Hat's off to him.

__s 6y ago

http://www.solidrockbaptist.net/satans-niv-bible.html http://www.solidrockbaptist.net/satans-niv-bible.html > Just a few examples should be enough to show you the problem. In the New International Version (NIV) it says in 2 Samuel 21:19 that someone other than David killed the giant Goliath. Anyone knows this is not true, except the 'scholars' who translated it. According to Hebrews 3:16 in the NIV all the children of Israel rebelled in the wilderness and none made it into the promised land; however, we know that Joshua and Caleb did not rebel, and God promised them each a place in the promised land (just read Numbers 13 & 14). Another mistake is found in Mark 1:2, 3 where according to the NIV the writer of Malachi was Isaiah! Just check out Isaiah 40:3 and Malachi 3:1 - the KJV has it right and the NIV has it wrong. For comparison of the verse this comment parodies, https://biblehub.com/isaiah/11-6.htm https://biblehub.com/isaiah/11-6.htm

PeterCorless 6y ago
So are you saying the Bible suffers from a stale read problem? Or are you asserting it be eventually consistent?
- Rapzid 6y ago
  The bible is most certainly AP.

nn3 6y ago

Hell will freeze over before Jepsen runs on Oracle

winrid 6y ago
I would be surprised if it did poorly, however.