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Love in GIT
- leakybucket 15y agoAt my past couple of companies, we've tracked any births to the core eng team in the build system: you can go to the top of the build tree and type "make babies" to see who was born and when.
- lemming 15y agoThere's a joke in here somewhere about trying to make babies with a makefile, I'm sure of it. That's great build functionality!
- mhd 15y agoIn good relationships, as in Makefiles, you have to give each other space, but it has to be the right kind.
- sliverstorm 15y agoYou also have to have clearly defined ground rules, and it helps to have contingency plans for unexpected events. In the event the relationship receives a SIGHUP, you can only hope that it terminates gracefully- nobody likes a zombie relationship that's waiting on closure() that will never return due to the sudden absence of /dev/love.
- PetrolMan 15y agoHah, awesome. Don't know what else to say...
- mTh 15y agoEvery time when I see humanity in code I feel a big relief. After all we are (still) humans, no?
- oliveoil 15y agogot to keep those top level text files up to date.
- cloudhead 15y agoThanks for that. Unfortunately though, Love is but one of the many reasons people get married.
- michaeldhopkins 15y agoFortunately, romantic love is but one of the many reasons that marriages turn out to be fulfilling.
- eru 15y agoAnd it can even develop after the wedding.
- KirinDave 15y agoSubtle biases. As we all know, the ultimate expression of love is marriage.
- lukifer 15y agoAnd the ultimate expression of insight is sarcasm.
- KirinDave 15y agoAnd the ultimate form of flattery is imitation.
- m_myers 15y agoAnd the ultimate form of exercise is swimming. What?
- adnam 15y agoNo, it's squash.
- KirinDave 15y agoThe moderation on this whole thread has been incredibly entertaining to watch. I'm sort of surprised this joke post got beaten down and the sarcastic post got elevated.
- anthonyb 15y agoPro tip: be funny :)
- domo99 15y agome gusta
- giberson 15y agoWhile I would never hope for or wish unhappiness on some one, I'm afraid the next punchline to this joke is an update in the future in which the thanks line is gone (presumably for his ex-wife).
- pointclick 15y agowell, statistics say marriage is the number one cause of divorce.. i would say your line of thinking is spot on.. ;-)
- jarin 15y agoWell, that's what we have git rebase for.
- hesselink 15y agoNot once you have published the change.
- risico 15y agoSuch comments always make my day, and I am always with an eye looking for them. Most of the time I feel like someone that's stuck in a jungle and finds marks of previous ... activity, "Hey, I am not alone".
- reinhardt 15y agoSuch acts make privacy concerns about Facebook et al. look trivial in comparison. Pulling last weekend's drunken photos or wall messages off your profile is not that onerous. Good luck tracking down all the forks of your git project and tampering with their history!
- chc 15y agoI don't think most people consider public expressions of gratitude a private matter, nor the fact that they are married to their spouse.
- tma2tlo 15y agonot quite. with git, he is almost 100% certain the commit is his.
- sriram_malhar 15y agoRead it as "loving it"
- JonnieCache 15y agohttp://www.google.com/codesearch?q=my%5C+%28girlfriend|wife|boyfriend|husband%29 http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=my%5C+%28girlfriend|wife|... If anyone fancies improving on my little euristique de l'amour that'd be excellent.
- dasch 15y agoAnd here is more http://blogs.igalia.com/mario/2011/05/11/an-unexpected-e-mail/ http://blogs.igalia.com/mario/2011/05/11/an-unexpected-e-mai...