Yeah, I agree with how IP works, and prefer static IP over dynamic, but having my name in the DNS name is a bit too much. The only step further from that would

Yeah, I agree with how IP works, and prefer static IP over dynamic, but having my name in the DNS name is a bit too much. The only step further from that would be including my SSN there as well. Even when walking down the street I'm not required to wear a name tag.