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> janitor as a service Tired of trusting the flimsy log sheet on the door to know when your custodial staff last cleaned the bathroom? We present: Toiletheriu
by Igelau 6y ago
> janitor as a service
Tired of trusting the flimsy log sheet on the door to know when your custodial staff last cleaned the bathroom?
We present: Toiletherium. A cryptocurrency-backed suite of apps and IoT devices that turns real cleaning into real consensus.
Our state of the art MopMine equation incorporates real sweat and toil recorded by SmartMops into mining the next block. Pit teams against teams with MopSync, or set individuals against each other... the freedom of choice is yours!
- ryan_j_naughton 6y agoBrilliant. The dystopia we find ourselves in is palpable. Your language drives home the insanity of our times because not only is this product absurd but also believable.
- sushshshsh 6y agoWhen janitors are automated away by coronavirus, will we also need to teach the robots how to write on paper and read handwriting on paper?
- wsinks 6y agoYeah, that comment belongs on r/TIHI. Too close to home, too soon...
- b4ke 6y agoWas this gpt-3??? I’ll see myself out. Lol
- Igelau 6y agoThere's probably a good German word for the sudden doubt in one's humanity you get when you unintentionally fail a Turing Test. It's like the feeling I get when motion-activated sinks don't see me.
- throwaway8451 6y agoTwo suggestions: Menschlichkeitszweifel (Menschlichkeit = humaneness, Zweifel = doubt) Turingzweifel (Zweifel = doubt)
- thinkingkong 6y agoI present to you ‘Manna’ by Marshall Brain. http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm
- james_s_tayler 6y agoIn 2017 that would have been the ICO to get in on. I can just see the geometric shapes spinning around on the marketing page.
- redis_mlc 6y ago> Tired of trusting the flimsy log sheet on the door to know when your custodial staff last cleaned the bathroom? Coincidentally, Ricoh developed and pre-marketed a waterproof tablet exactly for this use case - maintenance and housekeeping staff to record their work assignment progress and upload to the Cloud. Worked great too, but shelved because corporate reasons. One of the biggest sales blockers was educating hospitality managers on why the iPad wasn't the tablet answer. The anwer was theft-prone, not waterproof, not rugged, not forms -> cloud ready.
- krageon 6y agoI'm pretty sure you're joking but I'm almost certain I could sell this idea if I could keep a straight face through the sales pitch. You have talent :)