"And two, if you need anything taken care of, and I mean anything, whether it's a problem you're working on or your arms go numb on the toilet, he needs someone

"And two, if you need anything taken care of, and I mean anything, whether it's a problem you're working on or your arms go numb on the toilet, he needs someone to wipe your ass, call me, and I will make it happen" So from Jeff's POV you're offering to do lackey work for free. Or did you mention a price to wipe his ass? Either way it seems highly probably someone like a Bezos or Branson got to where they are by having an inner circle of friends and advisors helping them out. Not counting the thousands of people already in position to fuel their jets and wipe their asses. And you're not in either circle.