It will be written in 5 different languages including Oracle stored procedures, J2EE, and ASP.NET, the web site will only work on Chrome (with popups enabled),

It will be written in 5 different languages including Oracle stored procedures, J2EE, and ASP.NET, the web site will only work on Chrome (with popups enabled), and the mobile app will take ten seconds to start and then crash. The cloud backend will crash on the first day. Total cost will be at least a billion dollars. A lot of rank and file coders will be paid to do nothing and a lot of enterprise software companies will get fat contracts to deliver software that is never really used. Yup, I've seen these before. This is what big corporate and government consultant-driven IT projects are like.