I hate this essay so much. Wherin dick gabriel rolls up his sleeves to get into the language wars and calls more popular languages than his favourite "viruses"

I hate this essay so much. Wherin dick gabriel rolls up his sleeves to get into the language wars and calls more popular languages than his favourite "viruses" and says they are "worse" by definition without proper justfication. It's like catnip for those around here who want to ride a technology to career success through early adoption so then put on their language warrior garbs to hunt the heretics who dare question. Old greybeards did since the time of the dinosaurs. And it sucked then too. Sensible argument and discussion are so much more productive, interesting, enjoyable, educational than language war flame-fests of which this is one.