Frankly I think this is brilliant and should be commonplace. Ok, perhaps not with swords or guns to the point that someone actually dies, but given the absurdit

Frankly I think this is brilliant and should be commonplace. Ok, perhaps not with swords or guns to the point that someone actually dies, but given the absurdity of my own legal issues, some kind of foam-noodle-whilst-balancing-on-a-moving-object-over-a-swimming-pool type duel would have been faster, cheaper, and more effective judgement.