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The Enterprise Programming Language
- Aeolun 7y agoI thought this was nice, but then I saw they thought all classes were unneccesary.
- outworlder 7y agoYou misread the spec: > Since all code in Enterprise™ goes in the disruptive class, any other class you declare, although syntactically correct, is strictly unnecessary. It's only unnecessary if it is not disruptive.
- mamcx 7y agoBut that is not a feature of the Startup language? Why it wish to clone that? A proper Enterprise™ must have instead "CeoAproved" classes instead..
- perl4ever 7y agoI'm not sure, but I have a feeling this is the sort of thing where satire can't measure up to reality. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PeopleCode https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PeopleCode ...it's people! PeopleCode is people!
- outworlder 7y agoParser and compiler (WIP™) https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 The files DO end with the E™ extension, as per spec. I fear that some manager will read that and not understand it's supposed to be satire.
- themattress 7y agoOmg that turbo feature lol
- qazqwert 7y agolol lmao man... hhhhahahaaha.....