Woah, slow down there governor. Don't you be bringing your filthy verbose Java idioms into our precious JavaScript. My father was a ECMAScript programmer and hi

Woah, slow down there governor. Don't you be bringing your filthy verbose Java idioms into our precious JavaScript. My father was a ECMAScript programmer and his father before him was a perl hacker. We don't take to kindly to extra unecessary characters around these parts.