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For some while (maybe still), there was a common belief that talking about your drug experiences online couldn't be used against you in court if you pretended i
by PhasmaFelis 7y ago
For some while (maybe still), there was a common belief that talking about your drug experiences online couldn't be used against you in court if you pretended it was someone else. This could be done semi-convincingly if you talked about, say, your "roommate" using drugs, but pretty quickly people started saying shit like "my cat" or "someone who isn't me" and, finally, abbreviated that to "SWIM." Like, "SWIM wants to know where to buy LSD in Seattle." Yeah.
At least some forums are discouraging that now because it obviously won't hold up in court and provides a false sense of security, but I imagine some people are still attached to it.
- valtism 7y agoIt's the same as those who believe that if you ask the person selling you weed if they are police, they are under obligation by law to tell you so. They are not.
- fastball 7y agoEh, not really the same. Cops are demonstrably not required to tell you they are cops. The idea that they need to was always ridiculous misinformation. Meanwhile, as far as I'm aware, SWIM has not been the lynchpin in a court case yet, so it's hard to say one way or the other if using it as legal cover is actually a gross misconception.
- PhasmaFelis 7y agoIt's a lot like the freemen-on-the-land folks. People think, against all evidence, that the law is a mindless machine, a slave to its inputs, unaffected by the human beings who actually administer it. They think you can hack the law by saying the right magic words, like Captain Kirk crashing an evil computer by saying "this sentence is false." It doesn't work that way. If you try to buy 50 grams of coke off an undercover cop, no jury on earth is going to believe that you thought you were buying Coca-Cola. You're not going to get away with using a slang term universally understood to mean "me" and claiming it meant "someone else," either.
- amelius 7y agoHow about "I will sell it to you only if your life depends on it"?
- PhasmaFelis 7y agoWhat would that accomplish?
- paulie_a 7y agoThat is similar to the stupid IANAL preface people insist on including. Quite frankly you can literally make a post stating you are a lawyer and the following is legal advice and there would not be a single repercussion.
- danieltillett 7y agoThis sounds like legal advice - are you a lawyer :)
- lxgr 7y agoI always assumed that preface to mean "I'm not a lawyer, please check with one before _you_ get into trouble", more so than "I'm not a lawyer, here's my opinion and don't sue _me_ over it".
- dsr_ 7y agoHaving talked to lawyers about this -- what they end up saying is "I am a lawyer, but I am not your lawyer and me giving you this informal bit of information does not constitute the formation of a privileged relationship. I'm not working for you. Also, I haven't done any particular research for you and this is just based on my general experience." And then they typically shorten the whole thing to "I think you should talk to a lawyer."
- TeMPOraL 7y agoI think pretending to be a lawyer (or a doctor) could actually land you in a world of legal hurt - that's one of the features of licensed professions. (IANAL though, check with your local laws and all.)
- Y_Y 7y agoThere's fraudently practicing as a doctor, and there's posting bullshit on a website about bullshit. And I'd know, I'm a lawyer and a doctor.
- PhasmaFelis 7y ago