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If you wanted to mess with a person, other substitutes could be vodka or white vinegar. Note you could do the same for a vodka drinker; it gets more interestin

• cheez 7y ago
  > other substitutes could be vodka or white vinegar. Someone made this latter substitution for me after a particularly intensive round of basketball...
• harry8 7y ago
  I once saw a man get another man falling down drunk at a residential college (frat house equiv?) bar serving him water while being convincing it was 100% pure and tasteless alcohol from the chemistry lab. (De-ionised water, probably). Served from a conical glass beaker with hushed tones, "I don't want to get kicked out for this so don't tell anyone." The full con-job. They were and are friends and it was utterly hilarious. The drunk guy was not insulted nor upset in the aftermath and still tells the story. Falling of the stool, uproariously laughing drunk. Someone else who was in on it (I wasn't, I was getting drunk for real on beer) produced an old Nintendo Game 'n watch where the water drunk guy got the top score of any of us. Apparently being drunk like this didn't affect his reaction time at all. No hangover, Immediately sobered up post-reveal and claims he felt totally drunk. (Then almost immediately drank a family sized rum or something - kids those days, sheesh). It'd be great if you could get that enjoyable drunkeness feeling like so as easily as by pouring booze down your neck... "Ladies and gentleman, pivot your startups, go!" "We're the world leaders in getting neural nets drunk, then making them classify with a hangover..." Yeah I'm sorry, hasn't been a great week...