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Placebo buttons: 'door-close' buttons, others, don't do anything
- JustinSeriously 16y agoA key word missing from the HN title is "most." Most door-close buttons don't work, most pedestrian walkways buttons don't work, but some do, and it's very easy to test which ones do. They aren't all placebos.
- roadnottaken 16y agoWhat's an easy way to test if a pedestrian-walk button works? I think this would actually take a lot of work to chart time-to-walk with/without button presses. Elevator door-close buttons would be easier, assuming that the doors is supposed to close immediately after pressing the button.
- jat850 16y agoAt least where I live, the non-placebo buttons have an immediate effect - press, and the walk light will change to a blinking don't-walk hand, which then turns to solid as the corresponding traffic light turns yellow/red.
- roadnottaken 16y agoInteresting. Based on your anecdote, I'm pretty sure I've never encountered a functional push-to-walk button...
- estel 16y agoHere this would only be the case if the traffic had already been flowing for a certain minimum amount of time.
- necubi 16y agoThat's not how it works generally (that only works at low traffic intersections). More typically, the walk button registers that there is a pedestrian wishing to cross, without which the system skips over the pedestrian phase of the traffic cycle. This is less important in big cities where it is assumed there is nearly always a pedestrian waiting to cross, which is presumably why they were disabled in NYC. However, in this mode of operation the only way to test whether the button is functional or not is to not press it and see if a full traffic cycle is completed sans pedestrian crossing. Incidentally, I worked in a building this summer with a working door-close button in the elevator, and it was immensely satisfying.
- LaGrange 16y agoYou'd notice. The pedestrian green light wouldn't go green for several cycles of car lights. And, on the other extreme, I've seen lights that go green almost immediately after pressing the button.
- ghshephard 16y agoDoes the Pedestrian Walk signal come on if you _don't_ push the button, I mean, _ever_ - if it doesn't, and then comes on immediately after pushing the button - you've found a working button. It only takes one cycle through the vehicle traffic lights (and zero, obviously, in a pedestrian controlled intersection) to determine which is which.
- icegreentea 16y agoToronto recently setup a series of really obnoxious lights where lights in one direction (these are only at intersections of a major and much more minor street, and usually only during off hours) will only change if either the car presence sensor, or the pedestrian button is hit. Now, this is annoying enough as it is, but what makes it worse, is that the countdown on the pedestrian lights keep counting down as if normal. So, let's say your tired, or really drunk at say midnight. You wait at the light waiting to cross a major road. You see the light count down from 14 or whatever down to 0... and then it stays red! It just starts a whole new traffic cycle until some car comes along, or you remember to hit the damn button. Worse design ever. Drunk icegreentea has probably tried to rip disassemble one of those boxes with trusty multitool more than once.
- jim_dot 16y agoThe door close button in my previous apartment worked. Then again the door stayed open for an unreasonably (for a guy in his 20's) long time because of the number of elderly people in the building.
- bonzoesc 16y agoMy previous building in Miami had it connected, but possibly to allow more capacity per elevator. Four elevators is not enough for 21 floors of ten units each.
- teilo 16y ago"In 2004 the New York Times reported that more than 2,500 of the 3,250 "walk" buttons in New York intersections do nothing. "The city deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals, even as an unwitting public continued to push on." And what do you expect them to do? Since only 2/3rds do nothing, how is the pedestrian to know which 2/3rds that is? They have no choice but to always push the button.
- roadnottaken 16y agoWhy don't they remove the inactive buttons?
- alexgartrell 16y agoIt's probably more expensive than just snipping the wires.
- kgermino 16y agoWhy would they even bother to do that? Just deactivate the buttons in software.
- eli 16y agoI don't think those buttons were driven by anything we would consider "software."
- kgermino 16y agoDo you mind explaining? I can't tell if this is meant as a joke or a serious counter-argument. At any rate I assume there is some sort of firmware controlling the lights [edit: guess not, read juson's comment below], monitoring the buttons/ induction loops, etc. and the easiest way (to my mind) to disable to buttons would be to disable them in this software and have the system stop monitoring them. However if you have any insight into how the lights work that would be great.
- tzs 16y agoMany close-door buttons that appear to do nothing only do nothing if the natural cycle has not been interrupted. I've seen ones where if you press the open-door button to interrupt a door closing, then the close-door button becomes functional and causes an immediate door close.
- daten 16y agoI agree, I've also noticed the elevators in my office building are on a schedule and behave differently during business hours than evening and early morning hours. Maybe it's for the convenience of the after-hours cleaning staff, but after 7PM the close door button can even make the door close before it finishes opening upon arriving at a floor.
- grandalf 16y agoIn my previous apartment there was a strange, doorbell-like button in the middle of one of the walls. I pressed it once in a while, but it never seemed to do anything. It also seemed very unlikely that the floorplan of the building had ever put a door near it, so I'm guessing it was a placebo button for some previous resident.
- bdr 16y agoIt may have once rung a bell to call a maid.
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- HeyLaughingBoy 16y agoCould have been a button for a now walled-up dumbwaiter. ISTR that there was one in the NYC apartment I grew up in.
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- mhb 16y agoI have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.... One day I got a call... it was from a woman in France.... She said "Cut it out".... -- Stephen Wright
- jrockway 16y agoIncidentally, the door close button does work in Japan. And you can cancel erroneous floor selections. (The funny part is that the elevators are made by the same companies that make them for the US market. But they seem to be "updated technology" rather than the 1930s-holdovers that we have today.) The most modern elevator system I've used is the one at the new Bank of America Tower. You type the number of the floor you want to go to on a keypad, then the display tells you which elevator to take. You go in, and there are no buttons at all. It seems cumbersome, but it really does seem to reduce waiting time. (And annoying people that hold the elevator for all their friends. These elevators just smash the offender, solving the problem for good.)
- xenophanes 16y agoIn my building the elevator doesn't even know to return to the lobby when idle :( Returning to the lobby means you're in the right place half the time (roughly -- I for one use the elevator to go up more than to go down). Anywhere else has much worse odds.
- daten 16y agoMany buildings with multiple evelators are programmed to return to a stagger position, so all of the idle elevators are at least one floor apart if not evenly distributed across the whole height of the building. The closest idle elevator responds to a call button. This is easiest to observe in builds with glass elevators.
- Splines 16y agoSimTower was a great elevator simulator. If you spend any amount of time with the game you realize that a staggered approach is more efficient. It's too bad there aren't more games in the genre. It might be fun to experiment with more types of traffic flow and programmable elevators.
- toast76 16y agoIt may be more convenient for the end-user, but it would raise running costs significantly. If the elevator is needed at the lobby 50% of the time, means it is also needed elsewhere 50% of the time. It means that 50% of the time the lift is travelling to the lobby and then back to a needed floor empty. If it only moves when called then it only ever travels the difference between its end point and new start point which is AT MOST the number of floors in the building. If every floor is accessed equally (as you'd expect), then 50% of the time the elevator needs to travel half the height of the building (on average) TWICE when it goes into idle state. The average of this method is equal to the maximum of the other...or something. ....but then I haven't had my morning coffee yet.
- adolph 16y agoIsn't the interface there for "Fireman mode?" In most elevators, at least in any built or installed since the early nineties, the door-close button doesn’t work. It is there mainly to make you think it works. (It does work if, say, a fireman needs to take control. But you need a key, and a fire, to do that.) From: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten?printable=true#ixzz14jGwM2z9 http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_... See also Design With Intent: http://architectures.danlockton.co.uk/2008/10/01/placebo-buttons-false-affordances-and-habit-forming/ http://architectures.danlockton.co.uk/2008/10/01/placebo-but...
- JshWright 16y agoYou don't even need a fire... just a key... I'm a firefighter/EMT in upstate New York. We use an elevator key from time to time to hold an elevator if we know we're going to need that elevator to move a patient in a few minutes (in addition to other "fire related" uses like actual fires, fire alarms, and elevator mechanical issues).
- vilya 16y agoJames Gleick explores this theme in his very enjoyable book Faster, as part of a broader look at the accelerating pace of modern life. For the interested, the book's website is at http://fasterbook.com/ http://fasterbook.com/ and the chapter about door close buttons is here: http://fasterbook.com/cgi-bin/faster/fchapter.pl?3 http://fasterbook.com/cgi-bin/faster/fchapter.pl?3
- mcknz 16y agoThis reminds me why I don't slashdot anymore. By the fourth comment there's an extensive argument over universal health care. EDIT: irony noted.
- toast76 16y agoDon't worry, before too long the same argument will appear here. Australia has universal health care btw.... just saying :P
- daten 16y agoI don't read Slashdot comments because of the repetitive or off topic jokes that add nothing productive to the conversation.
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- pluies 16y agoInterestingly enough, I enjoy Slashdot for exactly that reason (and the occasional insightful comment). I haven't found any other place on the net (yet?) with such witty geek humor.
- prawn 16y agoI gave up Slashdot after a long time because of the predictable jokes, but do miss the genuinely clever ones. If the funny filter could somehow determine the difference between the clever stuff and the memes (or if there were two moderation options to separate them), it might be more useful.
- wahnfrieden 16y agoThere's some way to filter out any posts upmodded as Funny, iirc. I think that would make it much more readable too.
- chopsueyar 16y agoIn Soviet Russia, off-topic jokes add nothing productive to YOU. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
- lotharbot 16y agoI know of one example of this from the Lyndon B. Johnson vice presidency (1961-63): His Air Force Two aircraft, SAM 970 [0], has a fake temperature switch in the presidential stateroom. The staff had it installed after they got sick of him coming up to the cockpit and fiddling with the temperature controls. [0] http://www.museumofflight.org/aircraft/boeing-vc-137b-707-120sam-970-air-force-one http://www.museumofflight.org/aircraft/boeing-vc-137b-707-12...
- kleiba 16y agoIt's not such a big secret that most elevator close buttons don't work: if you push them, nothing happens. That's not too hard to figure out on your own. And which, by the way, annoys me greatly and causes quite the opposite of a "feeling of control" in me, as it rather demonstrates my lack of control! (Also, in the back of my head I hear the elevator company laughing at me in a Nelson kind of "Ha! Ha!".) What is it about those three to five seconds between chosing your floor and the door closing that makes them feel like three to five hours? I suppose it's because we use elevators so frequently that all these seconds start adding up to some actual time wasted without any reason.
- helmut_hed 16y agoI too feel a lack of control and frustration from the fact that walk signals (such as across 3rd St in SF) and elevator "close" buttons obviously do nothing. Perhaps it's my Aspergers/geek thing, but I feel patronized by the fake buttons. On of my favorite things about traveling to places like Singapore, Japan, Hong Kong, etc. is that the close door buttons work. It's ridiculous, I know, but I feel like it points to some sort of cultural difference.
- pmjordan 16y agoI heard somewhere that in the UK, the buttons for crossing the road react faster if you mash them, the idea being that it's most likely a child. I've never tested it, it's always seemed rather rude to give the cars a shorter phase. (god, that's such a British way of thinking)
- seldo 16y agoI've heard that this is also true of all of the pedestrian buttons at traffic lights in central London, though I've never seen an official confirmation.
- bnycum 16y agoThe door close button not working annoys me less than not being able to deselect selected floors. We've all had that idiot "friend".
- jamesbritt 16y ago" 'In most elevators installed since the early 1990s, the 'close door' button has no effect. Otis Elevator engineers confirmed the fact to the Wall Street Journal in 2003. " Interesting. In a previous career I worked at a hotel and had, as part of my job, a "fireman's service" key. Very handy thing. Elevator banks in NYC offices and hotels have a key slot that, when activated, pulls all the elevators to the lobby. You're supposed to only do this in an emergency, such as a fire. While the elevators are set to fireman's service, the same key (well, a duplicate, if yours is the one that was used to pull the elevators) is used inside an elevator to control it. While on fireman's service the doors will not open unless you press the "open" button. If you take the car to a fire floor you really don't want the doors opening on their own. You have to press and hold the "open" button until they are fully open; also handy in case you start to open the doors and start inhaling smoke. Likewise, once open, the doors don't close unless you press and hold the "close" button. I'm pretty sure that once you closed the doors the car automatically returned to the lobby. Bottom line is, not every control you see on some equipment or machine is meant for everyone to use.
- jrwoodruff 16y agoIf you click through to the original wsj article this was all shamelessly stripped from, the actual statement is that the open and close door buttons are ONLY activated by the fireman's key. So it does serve a purpose, just not for most people.
- wlesieutre 16y agoOne of the huge reasons for manual door control in fires is that the IR sensor to detect if something is blocking the door can't tell the difference between a person and smoke. Door opens up on a burning floor, smoke pours in, door refuses to shut, everyone gets stuck and dies. To the non-firefighters, this is why there are so many signs telling you do take the stairs. Power failures too.
- KoZeN 16y agoThe designers of some elevators include a hidden feature that is very handy if you’re in a hurry or it’s a busy time in the building (like check-out time in a hotel). While some elevators require a key, others can be put into 'Express' mode by pressing the 'Door Close' and 'Floor' buttons at the same time. This sweeps the car to the floor of your choice and avoids stops at any other floor. http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/elevatorlift-hacking.html http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/elevatorlift-hacki... I wonder how much truth there is in this.
- Sindrome 16y agoI recently finished developing a simple news app for the iPhone. I wanted to reduce the overhead of the app as much as possible and I wanted a refresh feature but I didn't want the user to have the ability to receive news updates from my service at his will. So I made the cache only expire after 15 minutes. When the user clicks the refresh button within 15 minutes of a previous click it actually does nothing, but display an activity indicator for 2 hard coded seconds. This isn't for critical news updates. Just very slow niche news updates. It's my most recent version of a placebo button.
- PixelRobot 16y agoPeople like to feel in control, but not the responsibility that comes with the power. This looks like a (dishonest) way to combine both tendencies.
- carlcoryell 16y agoIn Singapore, most elevator door close buttons work. It's very civilized and one of the small delights of living here.
- albahk 16y agoIn Hong Kong the 'close' buttons really do work in the majority of elevators and they show at least 50 times more wear and tear than any other button. It shows how damn impatient we are in HK.