Haha, this is the first time I didn't immediately detect sarcasm. A series C vp of sales definitely has 0 risk in their career. A seed-round founder has maybe

Haha, this is the first time I didn't immediately detect sarcasm. A series C vp of sales definitely has 0 risk in their career. A seed-round founder has maybe a little risk, but their network is so strong that they'll probably land just fine :) For the median worker, Mcdonald's is looking pretty good.