What could possibly go wrong? Please tell me this is satire. What about employees who aren’t comfortable with physical contact? What about employees who are a

What could possibly go wrong? Please tell me this is satire. What about employees who aren’t comfortable with physical contact? What about employees who are already emotionally uncomfortable around specific other employees? Cuddling isn’t something you do to build trust. It’s something you do with people whom you already fully trust in a way that should not be expected of co-workers. Making this a required activity is at best a violation of personal boundaries and at worst a groping lawsuit waiting to happen.