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My god, Patrick Stewart looks like he hasn't aged in 30 years. On another matter, does anyone else wonder who at TechCrunch thought it was a good idea to make
by philipov 8y ago
My god, Patrick Stewart looks like he hasn't aged in 30 years.
On another matter, does anyone else wonder who at TechCrunch thought it was a good idea to make scrolling to the bottom of the page be an automatic redirect away from the article?
- IshKebab 8y agoHe sounds old though.
- couldnthairless 8y agoOne of the benefits of early male pattern baldness. :)
- dcwca 8y agoWhat are some others please
- dgacmu 8y agoEasier application of sunscreen.
- isostatic 8y agoLooking like Captain Picard
- elorant 8y agoYou're saving on haircuts and shampoo.
- dghughes 8y agoShampoo yes, haircuts no same cost as unbald people :(
- andrewingram 8y agoI don’t understand, I’ve (mostly) been using an electric beard/body hair trimmer to shave my head for the last 11 years.
- dghughes 8y agoCost at a barber shop. If you go to one the cost for a haircut is the same for a man whether he is bald or not. And I get a #2 clipper all over too done in two minutes $25 plus tip. Sure at home with an electric razor would be cheap but I tried and I can't get reach the back of my neck very well and it looks bad.
- __s 8y agoI've been using scissors for free for the past 14
- THE_PUN_STOPS 8y agoToilet plunger on head for easy narwhal/unicorn costume
- biggusdickus 8y agoLess unwanted female attention.
- jdietrich 8y agoAerodynamics.
- a1369209993 8y agoNo dandruff.
- jjoonathan 8y agoTake off a fuzzy hat crackling with static in the dead of winter -- not a single hair out of place! Roll out of bed, realize you didn't set your alarm and have to be out of the house in 2 minutes -- that's ok, just get up and go, the hair-mussing properties of sleep have no power over you! The nasty mix of rust and oil that you get from working on the underside of a car can't get stuck in hair you don't have! I would still choose hair over no hair, but that's only because its single redeeming quality is a big one: being attractive. On most other metrics, being bald is actually pretty great.
- mrfusion 8y agoImmune to lice. Easy to spot ticks.
- berbec 8y agoHaving a ready made Halloween costume with a see-through garbage bag: condom
- zestyping 8y agoThe TechCrunch redirect behaviour is so insane that I had to try it a few times to really believe that it was happening. I am flabbergasted that anyone actually thought that was a good idea.
- amluto 8y agoThe X overlaying the text is a nice touch, too.
- woolvalley 8y agoThere are details. Look at this: https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=star%20treck%20tng%201980s%20picard&tbs=imgo:1#imgrc=nXfpabYqGAvbPM https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=star%20treck%20tng%...: compared to this: https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=star%20treck%20tng%201980s%20picard&tbs=imgo:1#imgrc=Xox_jByAILccNM https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=star%20treck%20tng%...:
- brandonmenc 8y ago> My god, Patrick Stewart looks like he hasn't aged in 30 years. To be fair, he looked a bit older than his actual late 40s when TNG started.
- athom 8y agoYou should look him up from about ten years prior to TNG. He was in several episodes of I, Claudius back in 1976, thereabouts, and aside from the hair, he STILL didn't look much different.
- AdmiralAsshat 8y agoIt's widely assumed that Stewart made some kind of deal with Satan, sometime around the filming of Dune, whereby he traded his youth for immortality. He thus looked about ten or twenty years older than he was at the time, but promptly stopped aging altogether.
- slowmovintarget 8y agoThe life-extending properties of the Spice are what did it. Same for Sting and Kyle Maclachlan.