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Please no. I don't want asshole recognition software tracking my movements from washroom to washroom.

• opportune 9y ago
  But the potential for offering targeted hemorrhoid treatment advertising could heavily subsidize the cost of the Amazon Toilet
• cbm-vic-20 9y ago
  Two answers to this one 1) iPhone X already has this feature. 2) GDPR will require you to opt-in to asshole tracking, and you'll also have the right to request your asshole scans be forgotten.
• calebegg 9y ago
  Surprisingly relevant Adult Swim Infomercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
  • scribu 9y ago
    A sewer pipe that could detect what’s passing through it would actually have all kinds of practical uses! I wonder how feasible it would be to embed chemical sensors into such an environment.
    • toomanybeersies 9y ago
      Governments sometimes analyse waste water for drugs and drug metabolites. You can't pinpoint specific houses' drug use, but you get get trends and general population data.
      • krtkush 9y ago
        Relevant - http://www.dw.com/en/austrian-woman-poisons-local-water-treatment-plant-with-mercury-laced-remedy-from-india/a-42771257 http://www.dw.com/en/austrian-woman-poisons-local-water-trea...
      • pbhjpbhj 9y ago
        Targeting action on drugs by monitoring sewerage plants is some sort of genius.
• oh_sigh 9y ago
  Are you suggesting that each human has a unique anus-print? Or is this just some shitty theory of yours?
  • komali2 9y ago
    Each human actually does have a unique anus print and I'm pretty sure it was pornhub that figured this out. If I find the article I'll edit.
• rnet85 9y ago
  and the data can be stolen by an analytics company which may use it to manipulate elections.
  • fleetingmoments 9y ago
    How else would we elect the biggest asshole?
• xHopen 9y ago
  Once I had a very serious conversation about this, bussiness conversation