This might be my favorite paragraph in a news article ever: "Beijing Kaiwen Education Technology Co. agreed in February to pay $40 million for Westminster Choi

This might be my favorite paragraph in a news article ever: "Beijing Kaiwen Education Technology Co. agreed in February to pay $40 million for Westminster Choir College, an affiliate of Rider University that trains students for careers as singers, conductors and music teachers. The announcement came just weeks after the government-controlled Chinese company changed its name from Jiangsu Zhongtai Bridge Steel Structure Co." Bridge steel -> Music education. Now that's innovation!