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Currently developing a free app for UK citizens to relearn medieval methods of subsistence living after the imminent collapse of the economy and our National He

Currently developing a free app for UK citizens to relearn medieval methods of subsistence living after the imminent collapse of the economy and our National Health Service. Pro users will be able to get access to horse-and-cart-focused GPS, gamified witch-finding tutorials, an advanced plague management app and outbreak tracker, and an advanced AI-assisted voice app (voiced by Simon Pegg) that shows you how to cure just about anything with leeches. I predict business will be booming. If any VC funders are interested, please send a pigeon to my homestead in Brighton.

alphadevx 9y ago
You sir have won the thread ;-)
LeoNatan25 9y ago
Do you support IPoAC (IP over Avian Carriers)?
- needz 9y ago
  I haven't been following development too closely; what's the maximum packet size of an unladen swallow these days?
  - SmellyGeekBoy 9y ago
    African or European?
  - guyzmo 9y ago
    a coconut!
- hector_ka 9y ago
  Does it support rerouting?
  - needz 9y ago
    Via breadcrumbs, oddly enough.
  - vogon_laureate 9y ago
    It does if you tie it in to a Dovecot backend.
DanBC 9y ago
> the imminent collapse of the economy and our National Health Service. The NHS is already fucked. Loosing all those staff is genuinely going to kill people. The NHS has already lost 10,000 staff. The training organisations haven't seen more students signing up - some saw significantly fewer. Hunt's plan to forbid access to A&E unless you've been referred shows how desperate the situation is.
- sorokod 9y ago
  People are already dying due to lack of funding. Have a chat with NHS doctor or nurse.
jaclaz 9y ago
>If any VC funders are interested, please send a pigeon to my homestead in Brighton. JFYI, on the new (British) maps under development it will be marked Beorhthelmes tūn AFAIK, whilst on the new (Euro) ones it should be identified as "Novvs Portvs".
- deleted 9y ago
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klokoman 9y ago
Proof EU isn't needed, free market will fix everything
zhte415 9y ago
Brighton is a pretty nice place to live.

alphadevx 9y ago

You sir have won the thread ;-)

LeoNatan25 9y ago

Do you support IPoAC (IP over Avian Carriers)?

needz 9y ago
I haven't been following development too closely; what's the maximum packet size of an unladen swallow these days?
- SmellyGeekBoy 9y ago
  African or European?
- guyzmo 9y ago
  a coconut!
hector_ka 9y ago
Does it support rerouting?
- needz 9y ago
  Via breadcrumbs, oddly enough.
- vogon_laureate 9y ago
  It does if you tie it in to a Dovecot backend.

DanBC 9y ago

> the imminent collapse of the economy and our National Health Service. The NHS is already fucked. Loosing all those staff is genuinely going to kill people. The NHS has already lost 10,000 staff. The training organisations haven't seen more students signing up - some saw significantly fewer. Hunt's plan to forbid access to A&E unless you've been referred shows how desperate the situation is.

sorokod 9y ago
People are already dying due to lack of funding. Have a chat with NHS doctor or nurse.

jaclaz 9y ago

>If any VC funders are interested, please send a pigeon to my homestead in Brighton. JFYI, on the new (British) maps under development it will be marked Beorhthelmes tūn AFAIK, whilst on the new (Euro) ones it should be identified as "Novvs Portvs".

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klokoman 9y ago

Proof EU isn't needed, free market will fix everything

zhte415 9y ago

Brighton is a pretty nice place to live.