Just using newegg.com is borderline impossible with just a few tabs open unless you have 4 non-SMT threads. Can we take a moment...stop...and all re-read this

Just using newegg.com is borderline impossible with just a few tabs open unless you have 4 non-SMT threads. Can we take a moment...stop...and all re-read this again, and weep for where we've landed with all of this technology?