I really hate this stile of writing. Why does it have to sound like every other hipster it text? - I'm not your padawan - Postgresql is cool, why do you say i

I really hate this stile of writing. Why does it have to sound like every other hipster it text? - I'm not your padawan - Postgresql is cool, why do you say it is boring?! - yes awesome some PhD People are vouching with there titles to a peace of software i might wanna use in a production environment? Nope. Tx for the efford and i will watch it but no. I do like that you do that work and tx for this but why not wrting a post which goes into details instead of this hipster pseudo tl;dr text?