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Behind is for anyone's rear end. Bidet is for women. Not sure I want to explain more fully ;-) It.... takes some experience... But definitely worth it in my
by mikekchar 10y ago
Behind is for anyone's rear end. Bidet is for women. Not sure I want to explain more fully ;-)
It.... takes some experience... But definitely worth it in my experience :-)
- timr 10y agoYeah, I figured that's the theory, but in practice I've found no consistent aiming for either function. Also, most washlets with both also have an independent forward/backward function. Besides all that, is there some targeting system going on down there? Machine vision? Lidar?
- TeMPOraL 10y ago> Machine vision? God please no. Don't give people ideas, lest we want to have a cloud-connected startup doing just that...
- Mtinie 10y agoThe rise of self-aware bidets will end poorly...
- kalleboo 10y agoSimpsons did it? https://youtu.be/BPLrNWAsBWU?t=18 https://youtu.be/BPLrNWAsBWU?t=18
- Nullabillity 10y agoThere's also that Adult Swim infomercial... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
- dqv 10y agoIt's going to happen sooner or later. I'm pretty sure the $8000 models employ some kind of computer vision to adjust the sprayer to the correct "human output interface". A cloud toilet that examines your feces and urine probably isn't far off (and is probably already in the works).
- TeMPOraL 10y agoSo I guess that beyond Cloud-to-Butt, we'll have a Butt-to-Cloud extension...
- mikekchar 10y agoNone that I know of. A combination of adjusting yourself and using the forward back buttons usually works. There are also some with pulsating streams for extra scrubbing power.
- rangibaby 10y agoJust wiggle your behind around until you get the right spot