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I don't get why he didn't consider orgies ... this is definitely for orgies, right? The drunk thing is a cover.

by JBReefer 10y ago

Neliquat 10y ago
Thats why I have a King bed downstairs.
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- Jaruzel 10y ago
  Only a king? Everyone knows that only the best orgies can be had in a super-king. You should upgrade.
  - shiftpgdn 10y ago
    As far as my research indicates there is no bed bigger than a standard king. A California king is longer but narrower.
    - toby 10y ago
      It's rare, but I know at least one person who has a San Francisco King (7x7, just like the city). http://www.sfgate.com/homeandgarden/hotstuff/article/S-F-7-by-7-mattress-fits-a-king-size-niche-3686337.php http://www.sfgate.com/homeandgarden/hotstuff/article/S-F-7-b...
      - shiftpgdn 10y ago
        That's really just a custom with a clever name. Try searching for "san francisco king" sized sheets anywhere.
        toby 10y ago
        I know :) But it seemed like a fun place to bring it up.
    - regularfry 10y ago
      I sleep in a super king. 6'x6'6". It's a standard size in the UK.
      - bradknowles 10y ago
        The European King is 2.0 meters wide by 2.0 meters long. Do the math. We had a Euro King until we recently had to replace it. Buying sheets in Europe was no problem.
      - Jaruzel 10y ago
        As do I, hence my joke comment, which by the downvotes, didn't go down so well, bah.
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saiya-jin 10y ago
came here to say exactly that... storing passed out people in 1 massive bed is ineffective and annoying compared to more smaller ones (but still big by any standards). nice excuse for conservative visitors and whatnot, but not buying that for a second. now for the big orgy, this would have been perfect... :)
- JoeAltmaier 10y ago
  And storing drunks in a common bed is disgusting. White sheets and vomit everywhere.
  - ethanbond 10y ago
    I can only imagine the hungover scramble to the bathroom (in this era? I don't know) over 30+ passed out revelers.
    - Symmetry 10y ago
      This would be in the chamber pot era so having the guests do their thing in parallel if you bring in enough pots. For bathing at this social class tubs would be brought in to the bedroom for actual bathing.
Brendan_EW 10y ago
Thanks for reading! I agree but thought the sources spoke for themselves.

I don't get why he didn't consider orgies ... this is definitely for orgies, right? The drunk thing is a cover.

Neliquat 10y ago

Thats why I have a King bed downstairs.

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Jaruzel 10y ago
Only a king? Everyone knows that only the best orgies can be had in a super-king. You should upgrade.
- shiftpgdn 10y ago
  As far as my research indicates there is no bed bigger than a standard king. A California king is longer but narrower.
  - toby 10y ago
    It's rare, but I know at least one person who has a San Francisco King (7x7, just like the city). http://www.sfgate.com/homeandgarden/hotstuff/article/S-F-7-by-7-mattress-fits-a-king-size-niche-3686337.php http://www.sfgate.com/homeandgarden/hotstuff/article/S-F-7-b...
    - shiftpgdn 10y ago
      That's really just a custom with a clever name. Try searching for "san francisco king" sized sheets anywhere.
      - toby 10y ago
        I know :) But it seemed like a fun place to bring it up.
  - regularfry 10y ago
    I sleep in a super king. 6'x6'6". It's a standard size in the UK.
    - bradknowles 10y ago
      The European King is 2.0 meters wide by 2.0 meters long. Do the math. We had a Euro King until we recently had to replace it. Buying sheets in Europe was no problem.
    - Jaruzel 10y ago
      As do I, hence my joke comment, which by the downvotes, didn't go down so well, bah.
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saiya-jin 10y ago

came here to say exactly that... storing passed out people in 1 massive bed is ineffective and annoying compared to more smaller ones (but still big by any standards). nice excuse for conservative visitors and whatnot, but not buying that for a second. now for the big orgy, this would have been perfect... :)

JoeAltmaier 10y ago
And storing drunks in a common bed is disgusting. White sheets and vomit everywhere.
- ethanbond 10y ago
  I can only imagine the hungover scramble to the bathroom (in this era? I don't know) over 30+ passed out revelers.
  - Symmetry 10y ago
    This would be in the chamber pot era so having the guests do their thing in parallel if you bring in enough pots. For bathing at this social class tubs would be brought in to the bedroom for actual bathing.

Brendan_EW 10y ago

Thanks for reading! I agree but thought the sources spoke for themselves.