I have a conspiracy theory. The world actually ended in the year 2000. Jesus returned, struck down the antichrist, and all that, and the series was over. But t

I have a conspiracy theory. The world actually ended in the year 2000. Jesus returned, struck down the antichrist, and all that, and the series was over. But the problem is that the series' producers signed a contract for ten seasons and they blew the big finale in season eight. What do you do then? Why, you screw around. You write cheesy concept plots and play with breaking the fourth wall and do tie-ins with other franchises and all kinds of stuff. God's got his whole team of writers scouring the annals of post-shark-jumping shows looking for crazy plot lines to hold the viewership long enough to run out the clock. Let's see... I got it! Let's make Donald Trump president of the USA! Stuff like that, or dancing cat spam on Slack being worth more than what it would cost to put humans back on the Moon.