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Roland the Farter and How the Internet Killed Professional Flatulence

• Facemelters 11y ago
  Referred to variously Rowland le Sarcere, Roland le Fartere, Roland le Petour, and Roland the Farter, Roland really had one job in the court: Every Christmas, during the court’s riotous pageant, he performed a dance that ended with “one jump, one whistle, and one fart”, executed simultaneously. For this, Roland was gifted a manor house in Hemingstone, Suffolk, and more than 100 acres of land. For farting on cue.
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• dekhn 11y ago
  once on a camping trip we ate so much cheese all of us could fart at will. as superpowers go, not the greatest, but after learning about the fartiste, I feel much betetr.
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• btilly 11y ago
  Not entirely dead. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A for example.
  • squidfood 11y ago
    You make the guy's point in the article exactly. Since 1000s of novelties like this exist on youtube, why pay/book someone to see it?
  • barrkel 11y ago
    Mr Methane is mentioned in the article.