A Pessimist, an Optimist and an Ad-man are standing around a new born infant. The Optimist says "Two more hands to work". The Pessimist says "One more mouth to

A Pessimist, an Optimist and an Ad-man are standing around a new born infant. The Optimist says "Two more hands to work". The Pessimist says "One more mouth to feed". The Ad-guy says "Eyeballs"