zedshaw

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   by zedshaw 16y ago

   You may be onto something there.
2. 512.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   Here's the workflow: 1. Write out a list of shit to do, using software written with some programming, motherfucker. 2. Do some of the shit, again using programming, motherfucker. 3. Test if that shit's any good, and if not then
3. 513.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   The only people who meet Asshole Zed are assholes. Funny thing is, they never think they're being assholes when they call me an asshole.
4. 514.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   That's half the fun. :-)
5. 515.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   Only 1/2 of you. The other half is too busy staring at Eclipse and pointing out the red squigly lines like you're contributing something in a pair.
6. 516.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   Incest? Man you got issues. There's a lot more mothers than your own.
7. 517.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   I'm just trying to brighten the day of my fellow work-slaves.
8. 518.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   In all seriousness, all of the methodologies out there start out being used by some group of programmers. At this phase they're fairly successful since it's mostly programmers writing code and very little management overhead from non-progr
9. 519.▲
   by zedshaw 16y ago

   Probably not, because then it would be written by someone else and therefore not be nearly as funny or intelligent.
10. 520.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    I know right? So awesome it just blows you away.
11. 521.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    I like unit tests, because they're also, Programming, Motherfucker.
12. 522.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Yeah, I'm totally serious about it with that picture of Samuel L. Jackson right at the top. Totally dead serious. Going to start the conference tomorrow.
13. 523.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    > There's not even an XP conference anymore. I wonder why?
14. 524.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    What? I'm rockin' the center tag like a pro and those tables are tight yo.
15. 525.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Fixed. Thanks for translating that.
16. 526.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Yeah, humor's so damn manipulative.
17. 527.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Thanks, fixed.
18. 528.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Done.
19. 529.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    The best way to ensure value is to grow a fucking sense of humor.
20. 530.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    That's Hacking, Douchebag. This is Programming, Motherfucker.
21. 531.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    You're right, I skipped the Unity and Profit steps of CHE-UP since that's not Programming, Motherfucker.
22. 532.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    No, it's Programming, Motherfucker. There is no * in it.
23. 533.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Oh, in the README? Duh. I totally didn't think of that awesome way to communicate to all the package management build systems out there that the repository has moved. I'll get right on building the Turing Oracle so I can solve that "REA
24. 534.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    > Also: FWIW, I never notice folks' names on github. The important thing for me is that the code is right there front and center. If I want to download it, I click the clipboard button and then go clone it. Boom. Yeah, I think "BOOM!" i
25. 535.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    You know, I think the cornerstone of Lame-Trolling is pretending like you failed every reading comprehension class in grade school.
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    by zedshaw 16y ago

    MacPorts? I was using NetBSD pkgsrc, which does either source builds or packages from the same system. So, you can lock it at a particular source revision/release and make an official package like a .deb, or do a gentoo/MacPorts style sour
27. 537.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    That was my idea too, and why I started working on a light fork of pkgsrc to try it. Sadly, nobody who has to maintain systems at scale will use a package manager that just pulls random repos and "makes and prays". I've been trying to fin
28. 538.▲
    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Hmmmm, that's a damn good idea. /project is for projects, and the canonical true ruler of such. /~dude is for programmers and their forks, half-baked ideas, and random pushes. Yeah, that'd work.
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    by zedshaw 16y ago

    Well, I cooked up an idea: http://fmlr.me/ But, sort of got stuck at how to do the client. I've recently relearned GUI coding and will probably dust the idea off and try it again soon.
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    by zedshaw 16y ago

    I don't think the launchpad UI is a mess, if you don't expect to be able to browse code in it. The code browsing is horrible. But, the PPA, branch tracking, bug tracking, and other stuff is great. I can tell you from personal experience t