tedjdziuba

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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Next time you go to the doctor, ask him to take all your blood instead of just a sample.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Put bylines on your articles. You are not The Economist.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
In a federal prison somewhere, Andy Fastow mutters "...amateurs".
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Good lord, thank you. As a math guy, numerology drives me apeshit.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
No. C-x k
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Series C? Wow, you guys must be hurting. That's got to be some serious dilution.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
And nothing of value was lost.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Ahem. tail -n 1000
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Holy balls, talk about going out of your way to avoid syslog.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
He mad.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
> Enter Cy Khormaee, a Harvard Business School student, and his team at Lifelens. I believe you mean "HBS Student Takes Credit for People who Created an App to Detect Malaria".
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
The false dichotomy between MySQL and NoSQL is really irritating. Just because MySQL isn't solving the problem, doesn't mean that you have to completely change the database structure. There are more grown-up SQL servers out there that can h
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
I know of a company, made up of scientists from academia, that develops software by writing the code (or "codes" as they call it) in Microsoft Word documents and e-mailing them to eachother. Some how, they are still in business. True story.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
I suspect that using this product will be a punishment for not knowing Emacs or Vim.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
What problem does this solve? As far as radio stations I can receive at my home, I consider my physical radio to be the single point of truth, not a database.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
tl;dr
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
I think the author's point is that MySQL JOINs are slow if you are joining more than 2 tables. More mature databases like Oracle or PostgreSQL can eat 4 or 5 way JOINs for breakfast.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Protip: if it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Hm, defense contractors were attacked, and it's taken so long for RSA to acknowledge the compromise to the rest of the world? It's was most definitely perpetrated by a government, and it's taken so long for them to respond because our gov
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
FWIW this is why the rest of us chuckle at MySQL.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
u mad
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Watch a production log file for 5 minutes and tell me if you can get anything meaningful out of it. OP's ignorance makes him a threat to himself and others. It's this absolute refusal to learn the existing toolset that's pervading modern so
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
I said that OP had reimplemented something that already existed, but with fewer features and tests. Or did you get something else out of those six words?
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Raw logs generally aren't a useful source of information for humans.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
There's value in brevity.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Yeah that would be cool. Even better if it could be done over UDP, so the log messages are fire-and-forget from the client side. Even BETTER if there was a standardized way for all programs regardless of implementation language to write to
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Cool, you just reinvented syslog, poorly.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
> As for DHH's opinions, they are his own. I may or may not share them, but we're both grown ups and we respect each other no matter what. I've got some bad news for you, friend.
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Alright, Fred. We all agree with you here, the people you need to convince are the ones writing the laws. You're a wealthy and powerful person, who is good friends with other wealthy and powerful people, so why not leverage that? Hire a lob
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by tedjdziuba 15y ago
Re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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