soopypoos

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1. 31.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   But if a motor is needed to counter the retracting spring, doesn't that mean any impact must overcome the motor before the spring will engage?
2. 32.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   Then why is it spring-loaded?
3. 33.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   I don't think that mentions it being motorized
4. 34.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   How does it being motorized prevent injury?
5. 35.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   The secret is to pre-write all your talking
6. 36.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   piss on your feet (not in the sauna)
7. 37.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   Neisseria gonorrhoeae doesn't even have muscles but it can pull 100,000x its own weight
8. 38.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   it also helps avoid Neptune's kiss
9. 39.▲
   by soopypoos 6mo ago

   but the result is loud, crass and distasteful so...
10. 40.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    Yeah it probably shrank as it developed
11. 41.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    "Your Pet Cat Has a Smaller Brain Than Its Wild Ancestors" https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cat-brains-have-sh...
12. 42.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    > In 2024 alone, the FCC fined major U.S. carriers $200 million for illegally selling subscriber location data. Was that "you didn't put that in your privacy policy" or "your policy is illegal"?
13. 43.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    cats hate stairs
14. 44.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    But then you did get one?
15. 45.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    it'd get caught by a bird
16. 46.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    You're only polite out of habit?
17. 47.▲
    by soopypoos 6mo ago

    What for?
18. 48.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    and dubstep
19. 49.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    Last night I dreamed of flying toasters
20. 50.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    goldpanner complains about wet tools
21. 51.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    "Disable absolute volume" setting (in Developer options) might help. It separates the phone volume control from the headphones volume control so it's like a preamp.
22. 52.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    more like gaolposts amirite
23. 53.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    Assistant Head Teacher
24. 54.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    I'd rather die.
25. 55.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    I do it for my bookie
26. 56.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    I wonder if I'm more likely to get denied entry wearing juggalo face or classic camo paint
27. 57.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    and ruthless efficiency
28. 58.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    That industrial noise at night isn't required; it's just cheaper than being quieter.
29. 59.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    it keeps them off the road
30. 60.▲
    by soopypoos 7mo ago

    > advantage of not requiring power. Vinyl doesn’t even have that. well actually...