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... and when assembly isn't fast enough then I drop down to binary.
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I don't hate the Java language. I hate the Java ecosystem. The teams I work with that use Java end up being the slowest moving teams because they can't deploy even the simplest code changes without a lot of pomp and circumstance and inabili
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In other words, banks use lazy evaluation to validate checks.
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You can't teach old dogs new tricks. Introduce best practices slowly in order of priority otherwise if you overwhelm the old timers with lots of new coding policies that they don't understand then they'll just dismiss it all as useless bure
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Tying your business fortunes to the goodwill of Facebook is like having the fate a toothbrush bird that feeds from the mouth an alligator. The toothbrush bird will never grow to be as big as the alligator and it eats only as much as the all
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Same reason you need Fart Maker Pro.
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Color me skeptical, I predict those who pay for more IOPs will howl even louder. I think by now EC2 users have learned that EBS doesn't act like a typical disk drive so treat it like one.
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Looks like a sparse Huffington Post to me.
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I've seen good candidates get turned away for not finishing college, and to that I have to ask would you turn away Mark Zuckerberg or Steve Jobs? Many professions need to change their attitude about requiring college degrees.
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Unless the iPhone10 has a cheap CPU
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Excellent. I wish there was a similar tutorial for adding language features SpiderMonkey.
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\ was an odd choice, unfortunately reminiscent of MSDOS, but I have to admit that it does help when reading code that a path with \ signals that this is a namespace path where :: is a static class member.
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" ... when we sort of put out a word that this was up for sale [...] there were spam sites wanted to make it a link farm, and a bunch of properties that would have really screwed things up" Yeah, that would've been terrible compared to wh
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I also decided that sed no longer supports regexes because I said so. And ls -l will now shows a list of print jobs instead of files because maybe that's what you meant. ... oh and ping no longer supports IPv4 because I want everyone to ado
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I suppose we should all be glad that some VCs were able hit a jackpot so soon, this is just what provides incentives for other VCs to keep investing in tech startups.
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! Gbps upload and download speed. Wonderful. Unless you can give me an static IP address and let me serve whatever I want from that IP than I'm not failling out of my chair over this.
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Greatness in this sense means you're able to provide value beyond the bounds of your job description. Some people, especially engineers, tend to be heads-down and focused on the specific tasks and responsibilities assigned to them, and ever
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Engineers can sometimes be quick to dismiss the value of other roles Very true and unfortunately an attitude which I've seen hold many good engineers back from career growth. Enlightenment comes when you are able to recognize that the non
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Yes, technical writers are required to use proper grammar. Why is that controversial? I do find it ironic that his prose has commas in places where most people would not put a comma, and his placement is probably correct, but still somewhat
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You're much more likely to see a whole new photo sharing service from Yahoo rather than an attempt to revive the Flickr brand. Once a brand has stagnated and everyone has moved on then it's extremely difficult to regain that audience, kind
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Part of the reason I've stopped writing Perl apps, the operator noise is getting out of hand.
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Just survey the top sites on the web and use whatever terminology they use. It may not be grammatically correct but their users understand what it means.
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I don't know if I entirely blame Goldman for this, Dragon bears some of the responsibility for accepting a bad deal from a shady company. Afterall Dragon's board of directors all voted to approve the deal without a clear signal from Goldman
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Copy PHP.net's format. Part of the reason PHP remains popular is its the online documentation.
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Anywhere you choose to put your money where the outcome is uncertain is gambling. Wall St's investment offerings have so many degrees of uncertainty the no one can assess their actual risk. Stocks like Enron and MCI Worldcom were sold as sa
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Wall St brokerages pretend they are not in the gambling business by presenting their offerings as something every resposible adult should be pruchasing to secure their financial future, and then only making passing obligatory mention of the
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Absolutely. Digg became so bad that if it were the only news web site on the net then newspapers would've had nothing to worry about.
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I always compare Wall St to Las Vegas, as both offer a very similar financial service, ie. gambling, except Wall St has two distinctions: 1. Wall St pretends it is not gambling when in fact it is. Actual return on investment for any stock o
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It's a corporate press release aggregator maintained by teenagers with severe short term memory loss.
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Whether it is fringing depends on the decision process of the patent troll owning the patent: 1. Does the infringing party have a stash of money to pay for a quick settlement but not too much money that they could send a battalion of lawyer
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