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631.
by smm11 5y ago
I've done this, too. I've also run into comments I made on boards years, or even decades ago, and thought "there's a smart person," then realized I'd made the comment.
632.
by smm11 5y ago
I had a huge burrito last night, and I am as I type, a massive compressed air storage device.
633.
by smm11 5y ago
Google is just complaining that they're too dumb to make something, improve on it, and keep it around. The only bad part here is that YouTube's days are numbered. The other stuff doesn't matter. I suspect that worldwide iMess
634.
by smm11 5y ago
Not a second too soon.
635.
by smm11 5y ago
I gave up home-based SMTP in the late-90s. Some things just aren't worth it, and this is among them.
636.
by smm11 5y ago
I love starting my car with the hand crank that extends from beneath the front bumper.
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by smm11 5y ago
I have a newfangled 5G phone that doesn't do 5G even though I'm in Los Angeles, so I was glad to switch from VZW to TMo, to make them buy my phone, then I switched back to VZW because TMo doesn't have 5G either, no matter the
638.
by smm11 5y ago
How about just "work," and whenever it makes sense? I've always figured that if I achieve what I'm supposed to achieve, why does it matter how or where that happens?
639.
by smm11 5y ago
As long as I can stream stuff moving forward, I don't care what Web version we're "on."
640.
by smm11 5y ago
They're going to look real dumb Jan. 31 when Covid is a non-issue (source: South Africa).
641.
by smm11 5y ago
I've been messing around with a G4 Mac recently. I've got it dual-booting OS 8.6, and the OS-X Public Beta, with all the software on both sides that I had back in the day, and always wanted. It gets online with a crossover cable c
642.
by smm11 5y ago
Somewhere in the US, a child accidentally shoots someone every day.
643.
by smm11 5y ago
I always keep in mind when I have my first cup of coffee in the morning that it might have a bit of the last breath of Elvis in it, or diarrhea from a T-Rexx.
644.
by smm11 5y ago
Make me a folding phone rather than one that will run a week between charging, and not shatter when dropped, or break when under water.
645.
by smm11 5y ago
So I might be able to notice a .00000001 percent change in my lifetime. Cool.
646.
by smm11 5y ago
I worked with a guy who was a bag junkie, he'd get a few new bags every month, and had bags to carry other bags. The bags carried bags, and he'd carry a bag. I have a nice size bag I usually use. If going away longer, I carry an e
647.
by smm11 5y ago
I'll say again, Blogger is all we ever needed.
648.
by smm11 5y ago
Yeah, just like wages.
649.
by smm11 5y ago
Dell XPS
650.
by smm11 5y ago
Might be retiring early this summer, a few years ahead of schedule. The math is looking good. Two open jobs for all you who can't find one.
651.
by smm11 5y ago
Who cares how much faster you can do it now? What happened with the professor?
652.
by smm11 5y ago
This is all we need. I have two kids just out of college, and they already have the attitude that they're defeated, the world is out to get them, if everyone older would just die, why can't we buy a new car for $4000 or a house fo
653.
by smm11 5y ago
Industry difficulty: Increased costs passed down to consumers. Shipping difficulty: Increased costs passed down to consumers. Restaurant difficulty: Increased costs passed down to consumers. Cry me a river.
654.
by smm11 5y ago
Zero sympathy from me. I hope she burns. Far, far too many of these charlatans out there. I used to admire many, thinking I wasn't working hard enough, trying enough, so I busted my rear for decades, career-wise and activity-wise. They
655.
by smm11 5y ago
Got an Amiga 1200 in the garage right now.
656.
by smm11 5y ago
A newspaper reporter I knew in the early-90s did much the same with an external drive. Notes, then stories that came from the notes, were saved with a name-datetimestamp name, every time that person got up for some reason, or answered the p
657.
by smm11 5y ago
Should have walked nights, could have done this easily in two, possibly even one.
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by smm11 5y ago
Sheep
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by smm11 5y ago
Xerox, man.
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by smm11 5y ago
The dystopian future leaders applaud you attitude.

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