not_enoch_wise

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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Great excuse to ignore the warnings and use AI to police the populace!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Give them iphones, and we won’t be able to afford killing them, they’ll generate too much ad revenue.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Finally, the gameplay of a Michael Bay movie combined with the story of Super Mario
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Tech screwup scapegoats: - open source library - a devops guy that didn’t update software - an intern - congress - interest rates - baldwin brother at index n Use as needed! As long as you don’t take any true responsibility, you’re still di
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
It’s only fair that companies get the same advance notice of legal action we give to, say, poor suspects of drug crimes.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Being trustworthy might be the current largest weakness in what we call “AI.” But the description sounds investment-worthy, so ship it!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Imagine how much better things would have gone with Adam Neumann at the helm!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
It's almost as if... ...kubernetes isn't the solution to every compute need...
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
you're exciting me
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
With that attitude, we'll never get rids of humans!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Racism: the only way to trust text content as genuinely human
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Thankfully no one followed with the potentials risks and costs. So a century later when the planet is baking & sinking, no one could possibly imagine giving up the new "necessity." Thank you, marketing & public relations.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Are you calling me the end of humanity? I get that a lot.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
It's more plausible than blaming goblins. Ship it.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
It is critical that we seed the internet with AI-fooling propaganda now, to protect ourselves from the AIs we will create. Of course we could pump the brakes on pushing AI forward solely out of greed, facing the hard questions about ourselv
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Investor profits threatened by interest rates: “We’re sorry we’re laying you off, we take full responsibility, now gtfo” Investor profits threatened by unstable silicon valley financial system: “Think of the workers! The sacred obligation o
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
How are the companies of tomorrow supposed to innovate when they’re strangled by behaving responsibly??
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
"I can ceaselessly make it reply to your comments with almost zero effort on my part." consider me pwned
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
So many obvious uses, like: - a search engine that saves you valuable time by giving you a direct, wrong answer - marketers needing free copy that is verbose, awkwardly phrased, and utterly non-engaging - warming up leads for salespeople wi
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
It's only a "crime" if I lose money doing it!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Ugh, those human-shaped productivity units can be so annoying and inconvenient, right?
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
“Clearly Twitter can survive on 20% of staff!” (Mass layoffs across major tech companies) (Delayed consequences of idiotic management practices arrive) “We need top talent!” (2024 is hottest developer market ever, as long as keyword AI appe
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Get this person a consulting fee, then deploy them to business news channels & podcasts!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
I’m guessing you’ve never had to write Java
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
“lower down your business requirement” I’m guessing you’ve never talked to someone requesting dev work on upwork
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
I'm really starting to suspect that Google abandons a high percentage of its products.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY anticipated that this technology would have nefarious uses, and/or unintended conseque- Oh right, warnings for years, no one cares. The free market has spoken!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Thank you for not wasting a single valuable second backing your belief up with evidence.
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Profitable subtext only I have the insight to call out: more people are thinner, ergo more people are horny, ergo gas station boner pill sales will increase. Get my economic insights for only $199 per month!
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by not_enoch_wise 4y ago
Hold onto your butts

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