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by labster 3y ago
That used to be a mbuttive problem.
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by labster 3y ago
I’m starting to think Bruno has been lying to us about being a bear all this time
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by labster 3y ago
All of that can happen to your physical home, too. When it does, you call the police. When it happens to your digital home, you track it to some other country, then call their police who will do nothing about it.
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by labster 3y ago
Meanwhile, a 1 meter drop onto a wood floor cracked my screen. Device longevity is weird.
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by labster 3y ago
That can only possibly be bad faith on the part of Disney or UMG. Someone is clearly guilty of perjury.
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by labster 3y ago
We should do voting at the annual BLM mustang round-up so voters can get a free pony.
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by labster 3y ago
It’s the same time everywhere, occurring in the entire sky. You get more meteors on the leading edge of the Earth moving forward in its orbit, so starting at 1AM solar time gets more meteors. You generally stop being able to see them when t
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by labster 3y ago
Donald Duck isn’t, and his Uncle Scrooge would rather abuse his workforce than animals.
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by labster 3y ago
The answer to “is it nature or nurture?” is almost always “both.”
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by labster 3y ago
Finally, a justification for lying about your weight on your license.
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by labster 3y ago
Can we just agree to a phase down of that coal generator instead?
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by labster 3y ago
Why not both? Slava Ukraini, dad jokes slava!
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by labster 3y ago
Having done some student lobbying on H1B visas a few years back, I can tell you the fatal flaw in that plan is that it does nothing to secure the southern border. The same thing is true about sending military aid to Ukraine now — how does t
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by labster 3y ago
Live poliovirus vaccine continues to be used, and continues to cause occasional active cases and transmission.
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by labster 3y ago
Five rings he made for the Lagrange points, in their halls ever above Arda
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by labster 3y ago
And if they’re seeing double, Bard is right all along!
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by labster 3y ago
ISO compliant pachyderms are so difficult to find these days
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by labster 3y ago
We have basically had to conclude that Tolkien’s star Borgil[0] is Aldebaran, because Betelgeuse wasn’t a red star in the classical era[1], or before. [0]: https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Borgil [1]: https:/&#x2F
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by labster 3y ago
Imagine being the only fish without a tag. Everyone at school will know how lame you are.
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by labster 3y ago
Nah, it’s clearly extortion, and clearly not terrorism. In wartime it could also be sedition. But the intent is to extract euros, not terrify a populace into political submisssion.
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by labster 3y ago
I don’t know man, putting microsoft.com on your router sounds like a massive reduction in latency. Congrats on the achievement.
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by labster 3y ago
No one thinks Russia invaded Ukraine in a vacuum. Putin is such a weak, weak leader that he had no choice but to walk into Dark Brandon’s trap. It’s really too bad Russia doesn’t have any agency to leave the quagmire they’re in, but that’s
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by labster 3y ago
Steam has other problems with user submitted genre tags. Make a DLC that people thought under-delivered and you be may surprised to learn that you shipped a hentai game. Though that is definitely on the user’s side.
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by labster 3y ago
Wait, what do you mean Santa is a fantasy character? Are you implying the big jolly red man isn’t real?
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by labster 3y ago
Yes it’s important to state that the tabloids don’t have any convictions, just some highly questionable judgements.
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by labster 3y ago
What does “taking newspapers seriously” mean? Does it mean limiting free press to “serious” news, or does it mean convincing people that celebrity gossip is boring and they should read investment news instead?
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by labster 3y ago
Nah, the Canadians on HN are too nice to blame us.
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by labster 3y ago
The thing about OOP is that you can always trace down the methods as they’re called, or look at the parent class. JS can come from any place, reminding me of PLEASE COME FROM in INTERCAL. It’s not that, the fundamental issue is that the DOM
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by labster 3y ago
Back button works fine for me, iOS Safari.
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by labster 3y ago
I have a very little bit written here, but it’s been a while. Other projects, of course, and I think I’m allowed to overthink on a Tolkien fic. http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=13...

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