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kerblang
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One might note that java's standard library has midi built-in, albeit very basic and not especially well-documented. Also you might check out the midi standard itself; it was originally designed a long time ago, so it tends to be minim
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For meta-funny-spinoff junkies in withdrawal, there's always the Garfield variations https://www.theawl.com/2016/07/the-weird-wonderful-world-of-...
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I tend to agree that ideally you want to have a the right processes in place so that you can ship anytime . I am annoyed every single Friday that I have a stack of things ready but... nope, not on Friday. Many of us are a long ways away fr
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Various people seem to think I'm blaming the person doing the work - nope, I didn't. Blame isn't the point and won't fix anything. But strategically the best option is to work with stakeholders towards incremental force,
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I would go with an incremental progression of something like 100 random devices a week for 17 weeks, so that people see the tidal wave eating others and suddenly "get it". Less overwhelming for the service/support desk folk
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4y ago
Silicon Valley has about as much to do with reality as Hollywood, so... Consequences? What are those?
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Having read it, I'm still not sure what people are missing. OpenAI has a lot of money now? I get that. Microsoft owns a big chunk of OpenAI? I get that. Help me out here: What am I missing that people are missing?
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4y ago
Hold on now, Tom Cruise only held his breath for 6 1/2 minutes, not 8. Apparently Kate Winslet pulled 7:15 for the avatar sequel.
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Editorial Note: Silly me, grumpy, flaming and point-whoring. Shame. But I really don't care about google, at all.
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Sorry for the late answer: Thousands, sometimes hundreds. There is an ebb & flow, if you will.
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You work for google because you make insane money and have cachet you can take anywhere and get hired instantly. Hell, you can pull in 10 million funding for your startup idea if you like. Or just retire, get a boat, go sailing. Of course a
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Basically one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_bolt_pistol I didn't realize they fell out of favor because of disease transmission. As the article notes, I think a compressed air version is used in
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Yes: It is that easy to end up frog-in-a-pot. I've seen it, and I've done it. I've seen it nearly kill people and cause them to give up on careers. And this underlines what stress is all about: Not working hard, but spinnin
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It influenced my thinking in the realization that programming is much about a culture as it is about a technology. Functional programming should succeed as something that makes difficult work easier , but a lot of FP advocates want it to b
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I'll pose the argument that if Texas can, the UK can: https://www.texastribune.org/2013/10/14/7-billion-crez-proje... And yeah that was a long time ago
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> The way it works now is that they always prefer to rely on code of others, because academia is driven by citations, and creating new models from scratch means you're missing out mutual citations. Ah! This is the interesting point
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4y ago
You could just use Java as the example: Compiled to bytecode, which is executed by a runtime interpreter. So: It's compiled & interpreted.
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I would suggest using password-based encryption rather than anything that forces auto-generated keys or what-have-you (like an SSH private key). Can't guarantee you'll always remember that password, but you'll have a fighting
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4y ago
You know more about the subject than I do, but I don't think you're entirely contradicting one of the author's key points: It's incredibly hard to rewrite a system from scratch - and in effect, to just write a system
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Well I think the author got one thing right: > The “Pop” in “Pop Culture” stands for “popularity”. If it’s popular then it must be right. And that's social media simplified. The internet is filled with pop-seeking garbage because po
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For the heck of it I counted the race column. Take it as you like: 110 ->Hispanic 206 ->Black 259 ->White 3 ->Other
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> So the maximum sentences for Counts One, Two, Three and Four are all the same, so I'm going to read them together, okay, at once. So with respect to your liberty, the maximum term of imprisonment for each of the four counts, One t
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There are multiple hosts, but yeah I doubt our admins would go for 1 service per host, plus they'd just be on VM's sharing the same hardware anyhow.
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At the risk of getting lost in a swamp of not particularly good answers, it's most useful if you have scope control : If you have language keywords that allow you to designate a function as "The context/scope of this funct
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Mostly valid, but... On the RAM front, I am now approaching terabyte levels of services for what would be gigabyte levels of monolith. The reason is that I have to deal with mostly duplicate RAM - the same 200+ MB of framework crud replicat
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There's a lot of vigorous dissent here because lying requires intent : One's statement(s) must be intended to deceive people. I think this formally/technically correct dictionary-wise, but kinda missing the point. If your go
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Also recommending this essay: https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/democracy/hiding-plain-sigh... - in reference to > the present worldwide movement toward democracy owes not to Locke or Newtonian physics, but to Indian
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In Austin you will never meet a friendly cop; just angry, bitter, spiteful cops who are always packing an attitude and practically at war with the city itself. Arguably the city council gets a lot of blame for their own persistent & lon
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MySQL Workbench actually carries on the tradition - I get it about twice a week after leaving it running overnight. I still haven't decided which button is best to click but I think they all give the same result... per tradition.
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> you’ll get overwhelmed by a million irrelevant messages because the log level is set to INFO I know this happens, but I think it's because programmers are abusing INFO. In principle it's reserved for messages that are informa
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