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by jpease 8mo ago
Lo, behold how the beast doth roar! From the depths thereof it crieth aloud, saying, “Feed me.” Sincerely, Sales & Marketing
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by jpease 8mo ago
Clicks through to see what Tom or Chris started… Oh, nevermind, it’s some MS dude.
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by jpease 10mo ago
I asked AI if “I asked AI, and it said” replies should be forbidden, and it said…
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by jpease 1y ago
At a minimum, it can not find them faster!
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by jpease 1y ago
As results are quantified by number of “prescriptions”, and 6 prescriptions of n pills at a given dosage presumably increase risk over 1 prescription of 6(n) pills, then they’ve clearly proven the risk factor is going to the pharmacy.
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by jpease 1y ago
Saw it in Phoenix. Definitely big. Wouldn’t recommend for slap.
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by jpease 1y ago
I would’ve expected better sarcasm detection from this audience. But, since jokes are best explained: The opening assertion is one that mimics the toilet hygiene practices of many, but recasts it in a scenario that the reader is likely to f
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by jpease 1y ago
If you get feces on your hands, a few wipes with paper towel is good enough. Why do we need something fancier for a toilet?
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by jpease 1y ago
Chimps strike stones against trees as communication. Communication translated: “You see this stone? Get any closer and you’re next, Timmy. Seriously. I’m in no kind of mood to be messed with today.”
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by jpease 1y ago
Accepting table reservations now, you won’t want to miss this.
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by jpease 2y ago
Years are made of months.
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by jpease 2y ago
Scanning the comments, it looks like 80% of you agree with 20% of what the author is saying.
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by jpease 2y ago
C-suite is a pretty huge salary expense. Seems like prime target for AI replacement. And working for even a glorified clippy would be a better experience than some we’ve all probably encountered.
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by jpease 3y ago
Thank you for the in depth response. The part I attempted to highlight as nonsense, perhaps unsuccessfully so, is the idea that “velocity” is a measurement of output. It is solely a measurement of estimation accuracy. As such, your example
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Pointless Velocity(justinpease.com)
1 points by jpease 3y ago|4 comments
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by jpease 3y ago
Have you ever been asked to improve velocity? Absolute & utter nonsense.
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by jpease 3y ago
Just don’t try to use it with Paper.
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by jpease 3y ago
My personal observation, having homeschooled my junior and senior year, the level of wasted time (i.e. not adding value) at public school is incredible. While it wouldn’t work at all age levels, the program I used was incredibly flexible an
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by jpease 3y ago
I always exclaim “bang” at the end of every line of code I write, so feels natural to me. Emeril has his bam, so why not?
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by jpease 3y ago
Are people committing and deploying screen captures of their code?
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by jpease 4y ago
$20k… lol. No.
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by jpease 4y ago
“name, billing address, email and phone number” Most of that used to be published in print and sent out to everyone. Do they still make phoneboks?
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Riak Security in Two Steps(basho.com)
1 points by jpease 10y ago|0 comments
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by jpease 13y ago
My cats should have brains the size of large melons.
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by jpease 18y ago
w00t