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811.
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jlebrech
9y ago
you can still code in js or any other language.
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jlebrech
9y ago
yeah, possibly the report generation monkey or typo fixer could be a possibility.
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jlebrech
9y ago
reddit would probably have an opensource rendering layer or third party uis that use it's api. wasm will be the new android without the need to install apps.
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jlebrech
9y ago
you could rate limit the site and when a limit is hit replace paragraphs with lorem ipsum.
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jlebrech
9y ago
you're a teenager, so work at mcdonalds (for the money) and do code for free or work on a project that'll impress someone in an interview.
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jlebrech
9y ago
join a tech meetup, ask to help someone out and pair program and if you're trusted they might give a few projects or tasks to you.
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jlebrech
9y ago
this might be useful to run integration tests
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jlebrech
9y ago
anyway to make it print someone else's dots?
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jlebrech
9y ago
boom, qt, gtk, even xlib (or a win32 clone) would be better than html/css/js bullshit
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jlebrech
9y ago
just use ncurses, have a gui to "add new class", etc. and a box == class. I often thought that languages shouldn't need any OO keywords if those features are visual, ie. boxes and arrows.
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jlebrech
9y ago
why not make communities similar to what we have in space sims, you have System Security, and violent offenders would be put in security 0, petty criminals in security level 1, the poor in security 4, the rich in 10, etc. each can have it&#
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jlebrech
9y ago
stick them all in the same village, inspect each house daily and only let approved people in and out of the village. there are also a lot of ghost towns that need filling.
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jlebrech
9y ago
yeah, that would be cheap. they can have pizza delivered and call hookers lol
824.
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jlebrech
9y ago
someone port cocoa or a xib library to webassembler or even xlib.
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jlebrech
9y ago
at that cost they should send prisoners to an island and send them $50,000 of care packages.
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jlebrech
9y ago
ascii makes it ugly, why not use file and directory names? or even store nodes in a special file format?
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jlebrech
9y ago
I fucked up a table once by setting the column of every record to true, but I had asked about changing the code to require a manual sql query a few weeks prior so it could have been prevented.
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jlebrech
9y ago
always keep money in reserve for when the bubble further crashes.
829.
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jlebrech
9y ago
when credible finance media start warning of a bubble, causes a bubble to burst. buy afterwards.
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jlebrech
9y ago
invest when it does. it's gonna keep going up and down.
831.
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jlebrech
9y ago
youth can work for free for interesting companies rather than work for peanuts for abusive companies.
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jlebrech
9y ago
and people can leave when they have a shitty boss and they know they could be their own boss. It'll also kill of a load of businesses where there's a bulk of minimum wage staff that could work for themselves.
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jlebrech
9y ago
Why not the other way round? Have a plane take off with a small load and have rockets connect with it at it's highest altitude and push it into orbit. expended stages could reconnect with another plane of the same model on the way down
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jlebrech
9y ago
can you make a container that lets you crawl any other language?
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jlebrech
9y ago
It's already a 5 hour work day, it's just inside of an 8 hour attendance day.
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jlebrech
9y ago
reminds me of logo, or line drawing in basic
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jlebrech
9y ago
do refactoring you should have known at the time and not the brand new fangled way to do things, that way each new way fades into the other.
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jlebrech
9y ago
I like the 360 camera idea, but how could that not snap to a case for any other phone?
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jlebrech
9y ago
I'm thinking of creating a blackbox site building service in lua and store people's code in db.
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jlebrech
9y ago
why does society have to be modern? walk to the tree, walk to the stream, walk back to the hut.
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