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I'm far more sympathetic to the greens... but my personal views don't matter much. I don't mind the first part of the sentence; that's just editorial. The second part is weak-sauce backpedalling. The repetitive moral
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> I'd like some advice on how to cope with this Lay low and pray no one escalates the matter into a frivolous lawsuit, although the incoming driver is clearly at fault. Continue waving people in when slow traffic conditions warrant
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Not the same. If she were a few seconds behind, she'd prepare for the incoming car who now has right-of-way. The problem is OP performed an unexpected action which created an anxious moment for the incoming car who drove in hastefully
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Thanks, that's great to read. Why an overdose should make his passing "not great" is unclear.
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I can tell you're not a chess or baduk player.
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Here's one, possibly very weird, man's perspective: there's truly no worse feeling than snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. To save a woman that torture, I might resign sooner than later. I don't mind inflicting t
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Given the zero-sum nature of secondary markets, that's tautological and rather uncharitable to the trading profession. Arbitrageurs do serve a real, and given their compensation, quite valuable function of accelerating price convergen
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Notices a kindred spirit You get it. I get it. Unfortunately every intro class inculcates generous commenting, a "best practice" further promoted by corporate proceduralists and mediocre programmers who inexorably become manag
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I'm an anti-intellectual ball buster, so I'm triggered by the "ELI5" conceit preceding a verbose summarization of the linear programming problem. A better follow-up to the ELI5 condescension would be, "I exploit di
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Problem: I'm a dipole preferring this orientation. Article's solution: Don't be a dipole. I believe Ben Affleck of all people nailed it on his recent Howard Stern appearance. The cure for addiction is suffering .
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My foot still smarts to this day. I miss the days office workers could keep a whiskey cabinet and work things out hermano to hermano. Peace brutha.
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As an alum of the little red schoolhouse, I have to assume you were a special admit since the CS program there, while not as prestigious as MIT's, was still world-class. And even if you're inexplicably sandbagging about your raw
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My first few dev jobs involved 100% pair programming. Seems like there should be an OSHA statute prohibiting that kind of inhumanity. People expect me to be somewhat senior After five years? I've had pairs of underwear twice that
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Only developers insist on FOSS, and we are the worst kind of customers as we find paying for anything a personal affront. You either need to partner up or become a sales guy who understands "normies" at Fortune 500 type companies.
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You ask "How effective?" The answer is "not very." Do this right. Close the source and maintain some semblance of leverage.
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I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities... -- Samir Nagheenanajar
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The kind that cuts your paycheck.
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Why can't these articles get to the point sooner . The act of writing is more for the writer than his audience. That's why we post to monster threads like this one with the full knowledge that our scintillating nugget of wisdom
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Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that wi
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This hit piece is typical of finance-bro screeds (and really, all economic editorials) where up can be down and left can be right depending on what you're promoting.
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"negative short" = "short short" = "long". Something tells me that derivation is flawed.
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You build a next generation fighter jet, but the human pilots want you to make room in the cockpit for a cupholder. You'd be hostile too.
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I'll do it. $50/hr, maybe 10-15 hours. My email is in my profile for the next 12 hours.
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By choosing Discord, you also lock out users with accessibility needs And by choosing Sourcehut, you deprive yourself of anything resembling usability.
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nnhackernews in emacs. I see a side of HN the typical front-pager doesn't see, and the RSSer wishes he could see more efficiently,
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// NOTE: At least in Firefox 2, if the user drags outside of the browser window, // mouse-move (and even mouse-down) events will not be received until // the user drags back inside the window. A workar
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The number of hours you extend your life by running is the number of hours you spent running. Apply a similar analysis here.
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Work smart, not hard. If you knew how dumb I am, you'd realize it's not up to me.
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Quite the contary; that's the only thing they can do by themselves.
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Freedom is a principle. Using it to legislate consumer law is an argument, a bad one.
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