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jbxntuehineoh
5mo ago
_obviously_ they meant "work" as in "employment", stop being obtuse > your whole life pretty sure the diaper changing part only lasts a couple years
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5mo ago
can't one of them just put his thumb in the hole? duhhh
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5mo ago
garbage AI slop
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5mo ago
That's why I drive with my eyes closed. Looking at the other cars on the road isn't going to have any effect on them.
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5mo ago
I think "missile fuel is a binary" is just a very inarticulate attempt to say "there are two types of missile fuel"
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5mo ago
It's like having a whole team of developers to help me!! Except they're all brain damaged and completely incapable of learning from experience and never improve on their brain damaged ways. On the plus side, I can let my frustrati
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5mo ago
The main difference is that horses are incapable of organizing a revolution
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5mo ago
Wikipedia says it's been Iranian/Omani territorial waters for quite a while: > In 1959, Iran altered the legal status of the strait by expanding its territorial sea to 12 nmi (22 km) and declaring it would recognize only transi
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5mo ago
the correct answer is that the program will launch nethack, duh
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6mo ago
making life difficult for _people i don't like_ is a worthy pursuit
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6mo ago
> clearly capable of implementing on short notice, sweeping changes to policy well, as long as the policy changes in question can be implemented by executive order. good luck doing anything that requires actual legislation. > The prob
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6mo ago
ofc a lot of the "innovation" in our tech industry is pointless at best and actively harmful at worst (adtech surveillance, crypto bullshit, prediction markets, outright gambling, etc. etc. etc.), so maybe the euros have the right
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6mo ago
is this some kind of sarcasm that my iq isn't high enough to understand? pretty sure everyone hates the idea of dynamic pricing
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6mo ago
thank you for doing this, it gave me the push I needed to finally switch to zed. vscode has really been going downhill for a while now. it's sad to watch, it used to be a really nice editor
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6mo ago
> No one reads docs sooo uhh how do _you_ learn how to use a new library? just throw random shit at the wall until something sticks?
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6mo ago
> even if are you too stupid to understand the notion of a hypothetical? how did you get on hn in the first place?
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6mo ago
> I’m like… wait, I actually don’t know. reminds me of the experience of reading a math text without doing the exercises, thinking that you've understood the material, and then falling flat on your face when you attempt to apply you
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6mo ago
i've been told that it's totally fine because once the codebase turns into spaghetti you can simply tell the agent to refactor it and then everything will be ok
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6mo ago
> The end user doesn't care. well, they think they don't. until their pii gets leaked all over the internet because whoops our s3 bucket was publicly accessible, or until the service goes down because whoops our llm deleted the
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6mo ago
> better in every other conceivable way except for being like 10x more expensive, of course > easier infrastructure build out lol yes we should just replace Amtrak with 40 lane highways full of waymos. great idea
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6mo ago
the LIRR also goes from manhattan to jamaica, and it does in fact take 20 minutes or so (21 according to google maps)
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6mo ago
yeah lol, in NYC 3 years and 20% would be regarded as an unprecedented success
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6mo ago
It's so embarrassing that we banned forcing employees to work sixteen hour days without lunch breaks. Just go to another employer. Banning an employment model should be unconstitutional.
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6mo ago
shopping, 2000: go to store. take item off shelf. hand cashier indicated amount of money. leave. shopping, 2030: use your personalized AI agent ($100/month subscription) to simultaneously impersonate a dozen clients across five differe
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6mo ago
literally zero nines of uptime lmao, do they win an award?
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6mo ago
seriously, what kind of ignorant rube would be opposed to Technological Progress(TM)? Pol Pot, Lysenko? thank god our society is run by serious people, the kind who understand the importance of ensuring that the Line goes Up at all costs
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6mo ago
iphone 18: now with ball and/or pussy scanner!
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> waaaahhhhh you broke your promise!! to your employer!! my current employer broke no fewer than two promises they had made to me within a few months of my starting there. they did this simply because they could: it was cheaper for them
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6mo ago
hmmmm ok, what if we add a bit more profanity to that? perhaps some extra exclamation marks? maybe that'll make the agents actually follow the rules?
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6mo ago
... because that's how every other cloud provider API works? the AWS console makes you confirm before deleting a bucket; DeleteBucket does not
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