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isoprophlex
2mo ago
Fun concept. Absolutely carcinogenic approach to monetization.
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
"Als een tang op een varken" is the common one for me as well. Runner up: "Als een lul op een stadsbus" (it makes as much sense as a dick against a city bus)
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
These are probably canaries to help detect model distillation by competitors
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
Tastemaxxing. It's the new moat, bruv!
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
why in the name of gods stroopwafel are Rotterdam and The Hague situated somewhere southwest of Drenthe?! What is Amersfoort doing on the shores of the North Sea?!
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2mo ago
Don't forget the suppositories
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
Does taking a piss count?
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
You get the program image from the web and you move it into your folder holding application?! Having some custom wizard that's never the same fuck up your entire windows registry, write to wherever the fuck it wants on disk, now THAT i
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
Rarely have I wanted to spend money on a peripheral as readily as on this keyboard. It looks like it's perfection.
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isoprophlex
2mo ago
"what's the family of optimal choices when you have multiple dimensions to rank on?" Say a race vehicle has acceleration, top speed as defining parameters. Some are slow but accelerate hard, others need a long time to reach v
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Title as submitted to HN is missing a word.
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
don't worry it will just happen, the market will figure it out. a 7 inch dong will automatically find a sugary person to make up for a $357 yearly income. efficient market hypothesis gooooo
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Mine was a penguin dropping down from the spinning fractaled infinite hexagonal beehive grid that took over the ceiling but... yeah
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
So... if you have a 7 inch dick, you can probably just retire.
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
> In his autobiography, Mullis professed a belief in astrology and wrote about an encounter with a fluorescent, talking raccoon that he suggested might have been an extraterrestrial alien. Absolutely wild shit whoa
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
"It’s a functional tool, and it’s also very stealth. The outside world can’t really tell that you’re on drugs." Okay then
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
this isnt 4chan
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Right now I think 800 mg/d of caffeine would send me to the ER lol. Discontinuing 800mg/d steady state, cold turkey... that would mean 3 weeks of migraine-like headaches I couldn't even get away from 2 cups/day until i s
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Both of them.
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
"Slop shuffling" seems the more honest terminology
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Or aerosolized LSD...
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Stolen data was stolen. Oh no! Anyway.
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
I'll bite: it pivoted from replacing fiat currency to doing mildly-to-wildly illegal shit
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
There is ZERO chance the modern oligo-kleptocracy isn't going to socialize the losses onto the little guy
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Buying drugs, using prediction markets, sending Palestinians money without The Man finding out.
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
I'm about ready for maxxmaxxing, where there's just maximally more of everything all the time
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
Interesting to see even an ayahuasca experience getting shoved through the LinkedIn broetry / llm slopification pipeline
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isoprophlex
3mo ago
show bobs and vegana!
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3mo ago
Do nothing: 10 pounds of filament poop has go to the landfill. Do this thing: 10 pounds of filament poop still exists, + 8 pounds of glue sticks (which is basically a thermoplastic) used, to create something that's eventually going to
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3mo ago
Is this it, is it finally happening? Is RAM going to become cheaper soon? I hope the crash, when it comes, won't wipe out peoples pension funds... but I've been charging up my schadenfreude towards the breathless AI hypeboys for a
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