goopypoop

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1. 31.▲
   by goopypoop 10mo ago

   the hungry will adapt
2. 32.▲
   by goopypoop 10mo ago

   How often do you act on these recommendations?
3. 33.▲
   by goopypoop 10mo ago

   birds are immune to pepper heat
4. 34.▲
   by goopypoop 10mo ago

   irresponsible to not mention the risk of Cud Cap and Sympathetic Udder Syndrome. I even heard of one guy got Raging Horn
5. 35.▲
   by goopypoop 11mo ago

   less so than this
6. 36.▲
   by goopypoop 11mo ago

   "novel" means new, not rare
7. 37.▲
   by goopypoop 11mo ago

   I'll train you for $50
8. 38.▲
   by goopypoop 11mo ago

   and i still can't find any feathers
9. 39.▲
   by goopypoop 11mo ago

   sorry to hear you weren't invited
10. 40.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    better than 10 floppies!
11. 41.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    real men are protected from sons by buggery
12. 42.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    Darwin ate pigeons, owls, tortoises etc.
13. 43.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    thanks
14. 44.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    mush can't save art
15. 45.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    imagine your life is flashing before your eyes and you're remembering reading this comment
16. 46.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    how can you rhyme 1 with bone?
17. 47.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    or else
18. 48.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    a woman married a bridge in 2013
19. 49.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    and I was so sure that this time, the best course of action was also the easiest
20. 50.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    "they can't get offline because they're now online" doesn't make any sense
21. 51.▲
    by goopypoop 11mo ago

    an elevator that can see into the future… with fear
22. 52.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    all I can offer you is an intrusive thought with a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v64-DpcLEvI
23. 53.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    hell, I inhaled at least a tablespoon of banana daquiri just reading this. almost ruined my breakfast
24. 54.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    > I'd rather watch paint dry, which I did for a few months in San Francisco did it dry in the end?
25. 55.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    hey pal this is america
26. 56.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    could be related to the "sexy Frenchman" stereotype
27. 57.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    when attacked by bees am I hive swarmed?
28. 58.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    you could run a hose from a tap without damage with something like e.g. https://www.diy.com/departments/nes-home-chrome-adapter-two-... or a push-fit splitter under the sink could be revertable and/or unnoticed
29. 59.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    Given that my opinions are correct, a superior being would have opinions which tend toward mine. So I'll be fine, dunno about the rest of you punks
30. 60.▲
    by goopypoop 1y ago

    Monthly payment features and telematic updates, oh yeah Sketchy auto-braking and seats that heat your derrière You are supreme The chicks'll cream For Greased Lightnin'