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faangiq
3y ago
Tool to remove stupid middle managers and redistribute their paychecks.
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faangiq
3y ago
Rare to see an actually cool startup these days - congrats!
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faangiq
3y ago
Definitely worth doing for millions. HNW banker might be able to arrange also.
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faangiq
3y ago
Almost as if it’s a coordinated propaganda push. Hmm …
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faangiq
3y ago
Lawyer.
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faangiq
3y ago
But I thought Google only hired geniuses?
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faangiq
3y ago
So game over on Monday?
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faangiq
3y ago
Dude. You gotta stay pre-product. Pre-revenue? No no no. If you’re pre-product your valuation is only capped by their imaginations.
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faangiq
3y ago
Yea most startups are scams run by idiots, funded by even bigger idiots.
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faangiq
4y ago
Yea they’re basically chances for execs to dunk on plebeian workers
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faangiq
4y ago
So even the peak bubble boys with a real company are down 50%? That means every other private mark down is 80-90%+… Now you see why they panicked over SVB.
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faangiq
4y ago
“Nice!” - guy who gets paid 100 million to sit around and write “Nice!” in emails once a week, which is still more than his replacement does.
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faangiq
4y ago
Hahahhahaahahah
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faangiq
4y ago
You’re not paying enough. Or maybe you are but people are of getting lowballed by shit tier startups that have raised at zero upside valuations.
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faangiq
4y ago
Love to see legions of corporate managers panicking. Love to see it.
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faangiq
4y ago
Well I give them some credit for trying. Too bad all their comp is in stock.
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faangiq
4y ago
Wandering the forest seeing things doesn’t “just happen” bro.
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faangiq
4y ago
No one cares. Your race/DEI/BIPOC/whatever is a tool used by super genius puppet masters to wage a multi century war on other races. You think Bill Gates cares about black people? You think [soulless middle manager] cares ab
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faangiq
4y ago
Really mature engineers will spend 3 months running a psyop campaign with upper management about the value of removing the stone, 3 months devising a new stoneless architecture, 15 months letting a team of underlings implement it, and a lif
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faangiq
4y ago
Bad headline. If you’re not teaching what’s the point.
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faangiq
4y ago
Natural, since this agile crap is a whip for the code monkey slaves. Enjoy the absurdity.
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faangiq
4y ago
Sounds like you work at Amazon. They had to attempt this method because their reputation/pay is so bad in the industry they’re not able to hire experienced devs.
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faangiq
4y ago
It won me enjoyable conversations, and the ability to connect with anyone. As well as disdain for those who lack the sentience for this simple skillset.
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faangiq
4y ago
It seems to be a chic way for underperformers to get legal coverage from being fired.
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faangiq
4y ago
Dude take some revenue so you can continue doing cool stuff.
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Ask HN: Good yearly view calendar app?
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faangiq
4y ago
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faangiq
4y ago
Absolutely lulzy to think of cranking out millionssss of lines of code in the ~2 years FTX existed.
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faangiq
4y ago
I like both those things. I hate people.
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faangiq
4y ago
Sounds like they’re actually too dumb. It’s a bad sign you haven’t realized this.
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faangiq
4y ago
It’s a low IQ point of view popularized by VCs. You can hire A/B/C if you pay enough, within some competency band as well.
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