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by ender89 11y ago
I prefer placing rocks in an infinite desert to simulate the the flow of data through a computer myself.
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by ender89 11y ago
Hey, this is a safe space for anti-safe-spacers and you're making us feel distinctly unsafe by being purposefully hurtful; stating that all anti-safe-spacers are hateful sexist racists who don't notice when someone leaves a compar
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by ender89 11y ago
or, you know, bolt cutters.
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by ender89 11y ago
He would have asked "Let's see if we can get a statement from @MartinShkreli. Martin, your co. just hiked the price of an old drug - new to you - by 5000%. Why, aside from the obvious desire to milk more money than a Saudi oil shi
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by ender89 11y ago
Most programming workshops would be improved with some flowers (whats this "nature" thing again? sounds scary), cupcake tastings, and yoga.
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by ender89 11y ago
Eh, the tsa can't find shit. just don't give them a hard time and you'll be fine.
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by ender89 11y ago
The first time I got lyme in like 1995 or so, no one really knew what it was, and these were doctors close enough to Lyme to actually know it as a town. I remember I got passed around the pediatrics office I attended and finally had to go t
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by ender89 11y ago
Eh, I feel like its not so bad after the first few times. I did get bell's palsy last time, and I walked around looking like a stroke victim for a bit, but not that bad all in all.
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by ender89 11y ago
Really this wraps around to the notion that "feminine" things are bad, and that feminine things detract from otherwise masculine pursuits. Kind of like the idea that girls aren't real engineers unless they look, dress, and sm
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by ender89 11y ago
No one said it was a self-aware api.
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by ender89 11y ago
In other news, Yahoo has more than 1100 employees. Presumably they spent their days wondering how yahoo can justify so many employees and playing internet pool on yahoo games.
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by ender89 11y ago
It could be used to paralyze communication networks and, in conjunction with other actions, could be catastrophic. Or even just used to interrupt iOS service for anyone that uses it in part of their job. You could go small and interrupt a s
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by ender89 11y ago
My house is about to become a no iOS zone... hehe
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by ender89 11y ago
brb, moving to the EU...
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by ender89 12y ago
The most baffling thing about this whole situation is that one would think that learning a language would be a very futile pursuit for a suicide bomber.
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by ender89 12y ago
The craziest part of this is that in the UK you need to pay a fee to pick up publicly broadcasted unencrypted television signals. I wonder what the hell is the basis of this "fee"?
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by ender89 12y ago
The problem here is that the assumption is that if you don't want someone looking at your data, you have something to hide. You could use a vpn and be doing completely legitimate things, like downloading games off of steam or uploading
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by ender89 12y ago
I don't see a problem with this, its what google has been doing for years.
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by ender89 12y ago
Always wanted to live in a police state.....
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by ender89 12y ago
There's a whole "have your cake and eat it too" mentality going on here that's kind of upsetting. These trans students are men, and yet they are attending a women's college, living in women's dorms. They'r
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by ender89 12y ago
in the words of my charmingly southern step-grandma, "I just stick 'em in the microwave for ten minutes. Best way."
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by ender89 12y ago
... I mean, if you showed me a dingy outhouse on one hand and a serene field on the other, I can kind of see the appeal. Until you realize that the serene field is full of other people's poop anyway.
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by ender89 12y ago
Can confirm, no manager listens to anything you say after you admit that its working. The most I'll ever admit to is being "just about ready for QC".
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by ender89 12y ago
More like "Hey boss, we need to pay someone to make a keyboard icon!" "Hahaha, no. Work it out." and why worry about an icon when you have a perfectly good toaster as a placeholder?
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by ender89 12y ago
.... this hurts my brain.
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by ender89 12y ago
GoTenna + Mesh networking = go f### yourself ATT
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by ender89 12y ago
I tried reading this, and I found that I wasn't a fan for two very specific reasons: First, Harry is imbued with a level of knowledge you'd be hard pressed to find at the world's top universities, and that always takes me out
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by ender89 12y ago
No, no, these things tend to happen when your planet is located in a Plural sector (In our case, plural Z). Possibly one of the girls was pulled in from a different timeline when the earth reasserted itself after the vogon demolition. Or, q
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by ender89 12y ago
Clearly there's a glitch in the matrix.
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by ender89 12y ago
This calls for a very simple response: "rotfl!"

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