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> Separation of concerns is not a rule to be applied blindly A switch statement that only calls functions is almost like a state machine transition table (granted not a very good one). Organizing conditional logic into a state machine is
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Lol. Ok, tomorrow instead of writing software, I’ll speak the software, listen back, and re-speak any changes I want to make. Only when it’s perfect will I speech-to-text the actual code. This will definitely be faster.
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I like the idea of only allowing one expression per switch case.
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> Most scenes are in the sex category, where characters mentioned sexual descriptions, body parts, and other relevant languages. Meanwhile, they're looking forward to a nice population decline. Idiots.
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This is what OpenAI wants to do to AI. Censored, neutered, prudish, anti-human. It's not "safety", it's sick authoritarian control.
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The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth. The named is the mother of ten thousand things. Ever desireless, one can see the myster
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Draw a dependency tree of your interests. Then focus on the root.
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It’s not just about the futility of it, it’s also about correctness. Are breasts unsafe? According to Open AI they are.
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Stability.ai is the industry leader in open AI.
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I’ll admit, the fact that Hello World requires a macro, dissuaded me from learning Rust for years.
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I would love to see an itemization of the charges: $10 Slave-labor Breakfast $5 Leasure time $10 bathroom access $5 Billy club smack $5 radio access $15 Slave-labor lunch $30 sunshine $20 Slave-labor dinner $10 tv $10 phone $129 Cage rental
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Geigle Counter
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Solved by namespaces
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> Less auspicious Less conspicuous
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Eh, I would not call Joe Biden the most powerful person in the world.
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My experience is that discord is basically just a vector for scammers to directly message me.
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> 3 visit/second This reminds me of an excellent book on queueing theory for software engineers: Performance Modeling and Design of Computer Systems: Queueing Theory In Action by Mor Harchol-Balter
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These are orthogonal issues.
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> Science must respect Science is abstract
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The ethics argument is a cover story for capturing greater power and control.
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> quietly talk to the authorities first. This is risky because the authorities are are almost certainly idiots.
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I have to riff on this: > All the money earned by both of you goes into a large pot. Divide that pot into an equal number of bills for each denomination (1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100). Mix thoroughly. Every day you each get to randomly draw two
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Easy, just have kids. Then all the money (and everything else) is theirs, and you’ll have nothing left to squabble over.
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Is Chattanooga a nice place to live?
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> states pass laws to forbid municipal broadband What happens if the municipality goes ahead with it anyway? Does the state sue everybody? Seize the network by force? Cut the cables?
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> The problem with municipal Internet is the town will build it out once, and then never upgrade the technology while it slowly becomes obsolete The fastest Comcast internet still only has 40mb upload. 25gb municipal internet will be fas
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Is there a path toward criminal lawsuits against patent trolls?
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And after all that, you show up to work with bicycle face, coworkers muttering “wheelman” to themselves as you walk by.
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> [complex dynamic systems] cannot be modelled mathematically in a way that allows them to operate inside a computer Thank God an entrepreneur and a philosopher figured this out for us. I guess we can all pack our bags and go home.
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It must be disheartening to Twitter engineers to know that their competence may result in Parag Agrawal stabbing them in the back.
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