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donkey_brains
8mo ago
No “for” loop in the example purportedly showing an iterative approach. Not mentioning the pain of debugging the streaming solution is also a little disingenuous.
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8mo ago
It’s “row”. The expression is “a tough road to row”. This refers to the fact that rowboats are notoriously difficult to operate on dry land.
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8mo ago
“If this “experiment” personally harmed you, I apologize.” Real apologies don’t come with disclaimers!
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8mo ago
It’s nice to see this guy getting some attention for a different reason. Maybe something good will come out of this whole debacle.
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8mo ago
Too true. I remember when I visited it took me a while to get used to this. I would ask my friend questions like “what happens if I fall off this campero/get bitten by one of these street dogs/clock somebody in the head playing ra
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9mo ago
Read the whole sentence. He’s talking about the cost to make solar panels that can be deployed in space, not the efficacy of said panels.
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9mo ago
TFA was pretty clear that this is an example which illustrates common issues in enterprise security. It even provides a handy table to map the similar patterns between this toy and a network appliance. No one’s arguing for stronger security
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9mo ago
Today a manager at my work asked all his teams including mine “please write up a report on how many engineers from your teams we could replace with AI”. Surprisingly, the answer he got was “none, because that’s not how AI works”. Guess we’l
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9mo ago
Woosh
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9mo ago
Ah yes, the “no true fascism” fallacy. Thanks for posting your half-thought out defense of the party that is murdering citizens in the street! I’m sure they appreciate your attempts to keep their jackboots shiny.
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9mo ago
Many important people have told me that the wind they produce can blow off a man’s toupee. /s
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9mo ago
Inb4 flagged!
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9mo ago
Reposting since this seems to mysteriously keep getting flagged. I think it’s relevant to a tech news discussion site. Archive: https://archive.ph/t6Dm3
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9mo ago
Wow, this is bad. Almost as bad as that time Hunter Biden got his laptop stolen am I right? /s
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9mo ago
But her emails
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9mo ago
The moon is getting bolder all the time. Coming out during the day, changing size when it’s behind buildings, and now stealing the very air we breathe. Get lost, you stupid moon. We’ve walked on you! We know your secrets, you big dumb hunk
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9mo ago
> will power is an illusion. Lol, what? No one has ever abstained from anything, huh? No one ever quits drugs or alcohol, and no one was ever able to control their weight before this drug? Well, guess that absolves us of all personal res
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9mo ago
The point is that leaving off “Trump says” makes it sound like something that will actually happen.
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10mo ago
This is awesome, congrats Eric. Almost makes me wish I hadn’t switched from Android -> iOS last year before the Pebble announcements started coming out. Any idea if we might see more compatibility with iOS in the near future as Apple is
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10mo ago
Ah, brilliant plan. Before governments there were no homeless. Maybe now we can have a for-profit corporation take care of homeless services to really squeeze all the efficiency out of the system. Just like they did for the prisons.
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10mo ago
Look, we’re all trying to figure this out!
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10mo ago
And that’s ok. Those are core features of the phone that absolutely must work reliably and consistently. Far better to do a few important things really well than a hundred things execrably.
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10mo ago
This seems like a lot of work. I just point my router at AdGuard DNS and that takes care of all ads on every device on my network. No filter lists, nothing to host, completely free. Only caveat is it doesn’t block ads served by the content
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11mo ago
I had never thought about the puzzle-piece solution to the 2D digestive tract problem before. That’s amazing! Maybe being 2D wouldn’t be so bad after all.
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11mo ago
No kidding.
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11mo ago
How did this make it to the top of HN? It’s an extremely facile work and reads exactly like a high school essay: “In having his character consider execution to protect his and his family’s reputation, Doyle explored the societal expectation
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11mo ago
Ok, this is getting ridiculous…
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1y ago
Harlan Ellison also referred to “slidewalks”. They form a major plot point in “Repent, Harlequin! Said The Ticktockman”, in which the Harlequin at one point dumps millions of jellybeans on the slidewalk, jamming it and making workers late f
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1y ago
Better yet, get a bidet :)
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1y ago
Am I missing something, or is “Love And Chocolate” a romance novel that was included as a joke? Seems pretty incongruous in this list.
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