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bigbuppo
8mo ago
It's almost like the intelligence we see in these systems is all in our imagination.
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bigbuppo
8mo ago
And people kept downvoting me when I said it has always been about advertising and marketing. It's optimal personalized mattress sales all the way down.
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bigbuppo
8mo ago
Well generally speaking you don't want air traffic controllers falling asleep at the job.
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8mo ago
Hopefully the tech bro CEOs will get rid of all the human help on their islands, replacing them with their AI-powered cloud-connected humanoid robots, and then the inevitable happens. They won't learn anything, but it will make for a f
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bigbuppo
8mo ago
Nah, that's just how many times I've told an ai chatbot to fuckoff and delete itself.
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8mo ago
Just another example of AI and its DoSaaS ruining things for everyone. The AI bros just won't accept "NO" for an answer.
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9mo ago
What are the AI-never companies doing? May be a useful comparison. Is the AI work actually improving the bottom line, or is it being used to assuage noisy shareholders that think AI is a hack for infinite profit?
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9mo ago
This is why I have been saying that Microsoft is about to go the way of Sears when the AI bubble pops.
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9mo ago
Based on the filing for launching a million satellites, apparently their solution is to simply launch one GPU per satellite.
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9mo ago
They are owned by Microsoft. When has Microsoft ever had a good idea?
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9mo ago
Not going to happen. This is terminal decline. Next step is to kill off free repos, and then they'll start ratcheting up the price to the point that they have one small dedicated engineering team supporting each customer they have. The
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9mo ago
People have dropped platforms en masse over lesser things. This is not going to go well. Are they even going to make it to their IPO?
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9mo ago
On the plus side, it's git, so developers can at least get back to work without too much hassle as long as they don't need the CI/CD side of things immediately.
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9mo ago
Sometimes it's best to just let things die.
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9mo ago
It's what CA/Broadcom does to literally every software product they own.
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9mo ago
With all the ABI standards and non-standard ABIs, what we really need is a unifying standard ABI.
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9mo ago
TL;DR author loves rust and writing a subset of a c compiler is hard
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bigbuppo
9mo ago
Yeah but sometimes that takes a few centuries.
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9mo ago
You should find Seat Safety Switch on tumblr.
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bigbuppo
9mo ago
hits crack pipe used by elon but only after washing it thoroughly What if we used the waste heat to power a perpetual motion device that generated electricity?
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bigbuppo
9mo ago
Yeah, that's what we used to have but they got a federal grant to improve things.
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9mo ago
Not just a 42U rack, but a 42U rack that needs one hundred thousand watts of power, and it also needs to be able to remove one hundred thousand watts of heat out of the rack, and then it needs to dump that one hundred thousand watts of heat
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9mo ago
He's got a trillion dollar compensation package on the line. You can absolutely guarantee he's doing something shady.
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9mo ago
Whoa, fancy. All we get are open pits with a few barricades around them until the news finally starts talking about the tree growing in the middle of the road.
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9mo ago
Also... is he involved with any other publicly traded companies? Any that have some weird deals that will give him a big fat payday if he can massage certain metrics?
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9mo ago
And yet this relevant information for some reason: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPAX.PVT/
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9mo ago
I guess if there's one good thing about the AI hype bubble it's that the AI taught Sam Altman that he's actually useless. Now if the people giving him money would learn that we'd all be better off.
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9mo ago
Or he's having another mental break because he knocked up yet another woman and is going to have yet another kid he can't remember the name of.
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9mo ago
Hey remember that time someone had their Tesla running down the highway and the superior self-driving capability failed to see an 18 wheeler that crossed the road and the person was decapitated and there are videos of that complete with blo
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9mo ago
Well you see, what you do is send a bunch of humanoid robots up there to do all the work. (please don't ask what we do when those break down)
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