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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Marketing droid: "We're not a social media company, we're a metaverse company" Normal person: What does that mean? Marketing droid: "The metaverse does not have a specific definition"
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
It has repeatedly been made clear that the engineers are ultimately responsible for the work they deliver, and are held accountable for any defects. guy tapping the side of his head meme : You can't ship any DEFECTS
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
To get started, you'll want to make sure you have a fully-compliant wallet to keep your winnings in. Put all the money you have right now into your wallet and mail it to The Wallet Inspector for certification.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
I'll save you a click: through the MAGIC of BLOCKCHAIN NETWORK EFFECTS, everyone will simultaneously decide to put their user information out in public, disrupting the existing structures. Do you have questions like, "how do you g
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Interesting to compare with a similar list in ActiveSupport: https://github.com/rails/rails/blob/main/activesupport/lib/a... Some parts are reordered, some new parts are added, but there's
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Given the buzz around WebAssembly, it’s hard to imagine a web development future that doesn’t gravitate to WebAssembly and WebGPU. VRML called, it wants its "I'M INEVITABLE BECAUSE LOOK AT ALL THIS BUZZ" hat
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
This is a pretty common pattern for applications that support using multiple identity providers via protocols like OAuth or SAML. The site looks up the supplied email and decides where to send the user - if they have a password, ask them fo
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
For US companies, both the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 (for executives at public companies) and FINRA rules (for securities brokers, etc) require document retention for specific periods, for paper and electronic communications.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Alternative title: "Rich Asshole Gloats About How Laws Are Optional If You're Like Him"
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Maybe it is needed to create a simple payment system that connects your credit card with crypto so you can buy NFT just like you buy any other stuff on Amazon. Good luck drowning in fraud and chargebacks. You'd either
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
TBH $2k is chicken feed compared to what some parents will spend on sports camps and the like.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
non-blocking I/O system allows simultaneous processing of requests resulting in faster performance ... we will be working on migrating the Ruby on Rails endpoints and query services to Node.js Node is such ba
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
The idea that we'll basically poison you just up to a point that's nearly fatal in order to kill the cancer is such a terrible way to treat someone. TBH that's how a _lot_ of drugs work - for instance, sabot
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
"We're gonna replace all the pipelining hardware with a Sufficiently Smart Compiler" is basically the Freebird of CPU design.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
We're developing a simply secure alternative, called PASETO (Platform-Agnostic Security Tokens). D. R. I. N. K. Y. O. U. R. O. V. A. L.... Hey wait a minute, this secret message is just an advertisement!
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Fun with display specs - the 2012 Galaxy Note: 5.3", 800x1280 The 2021 Galaxy Note 20 Ultra: 6.9", 1440x3088 But note that the original Note is 83mm wide, while the 20 Ultra is only 77mm.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Point #6 skims past what is (IMO) one of the most interesting results in Turing machine theory: adding additional tapes doesn't increase the computational power of the machine. This is significant because machines at the next-lower lev
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
One word: rollbacks That's not really much of a "debate", but then again neither is "you totally don't need that feature we don't implement" from the marketing department :P https://redislabs.co
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
TBH, regarding the "final straw" - function calls without parentheses are not the reason your team is writing tests that don't work right. Fixing that is harder than issuing blanket edicts "THOU SHALT NOT USE THIS SYNTAX
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Anything unusual about your network configuration? Accessing that URL does not show a login page for me.
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
The section "FORBID CONSTRUCTS THAT LEAD TO FALSE RESULTS" perfectly summarizes the Elm community: "my tool is smarter than you, so it will tell you how to bend your code so that it understands it"
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Back in my day, if "industry" wanted people with particular skills they hired bright folks and trained them to do those skills. Now, they just whine about "OMG GRADUATES R NOT READY" in between putting up job postings re
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Kurt Gödel then showed that this was impossible and the number system needs to be inconsistent for it to be complete. IMO this is favoring the wrong end of Gödel's argument: a "complete" number system sounds
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Also "attack on chargebacks and anti-fraud protections", but the plane cartel isn't going to tell you about that when it's talking trash about about the payment cartel.
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"There's no scientific evidence that this completely improbable thing CAN'T work, so pay us $200k for a fancy coffin!"
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
I can't tell if this is an advertisement for "NPQG Corporation" or just Time Cube with better web design. Protip for spotting relativity cranks: if the number of mentions of "aether" exceeds the number of equations,
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
(in re: "pieces of code where there's really only one way to do it" appearing verbatim) This doesn’t fit my idea of a quote either. That seems kinda cavalier, given that it took 10 years of intensive litigation and a
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
GTFO ADVERTORIAL
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Breaking down work into similarly sized tickets/units can, over time, be used to predict delivery/capacity IMO "can break up work into similarly-sized units" is equivalent to "can estimate accurately&q
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by al2o3cr 5y ago
Why should I pay you more than some other remote worker in India, who'll work for a third of your pay? You know they have plenty of bossy assholes in India too, right? Hell, GPT3 could probably do 80% of most managers&#x2

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